Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.
Q: What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!
Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: Because he was all wound up.
Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that’s a wrap.
Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea Q: What do you call a little monsters parents A: mummy and deady
Q: How do you scare a mummy
A: with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.
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