Halloween Mummy Jokes

Q: What was the mummies’ vacation like?
A: Nobody knows. They were too wrapped up to tell us.

Q: What is a Mummie’s favorite type of music?
A: Wrap!!!!!

Q: Why was the mummy so tense?
A: Because he was all wound up.

Q: What did the Mummy movie director say when the final scene was done?
A: Ok, that’s a wrap.

Q: Why don’t mummies take vacations?
A: They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.

Q: Where do mummies go for a swim?
A: To the dead sea Q: What do you call a little monsters parents A: mummy and deady

Q: How do you scare a mummy
A: with a yummy dummy in a crash test crummy.