“Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi
Shohar:
Romal ke liye intna saara kapra?
Biwi:
Agar romal se bach gaya tau mein suit bana loon gi!”
Hindi Wife SMS Messages Collection
Hindi Wife SMS
A beggar- Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to yaqinan andha hi hai…”:p
Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
wife to husband ………
Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar,
Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho.
Husband: Chal!
Barri Aai, Benazir.
Shadi Me BMW Mili He…
1 Pathan:
Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He
2 Pathan:
Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He!
1st Pathan:
Abay Gadhe
BMW Ka Matlab He
Bohot Moti Wife;-)
duniy JISSE DARE
Duniya Jisse Dare,
Usse Shayar Kehte Hain,
Biwi Se Jo Dare,
Usse Shohar Kehte Hain.
as per research
As per research
A man speaks 25,000 words daily
&
A woman speaks 30,000
Problem starts when husband comes home
from office after consuming his 25,000 words
&
wife starts her 30,000..
Piyar
Wife ko 2 Thappar raseed karkay
Husband bola
Insan usee ko marta hay jisy sab sy ziada
piyar karta hay.
Wife ny Husband ko 3 Thappar, 4 Latain or
12 danday marker kaha
Ap ko ki laga Piyar karna ap ko hi ata hay.
Ap kia samajhtay hain me ap sy Sachaa piyar
Nahi karti :P :D
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife…
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
“Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.”
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maray aur Boli
“Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyar nahi kerti”