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1. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
2. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
3. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
4. Wife computer on kartay huay boli Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans...
5. Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey… Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband:...
6. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
7. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
8. Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga! Wife: Will u marry again after...
9. Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum...
10. Piyar Wife ko 2 Thappar raseed karkay Husband bola Insan usee ko marta hay jisy sab sy ziada piyar karta hay....
11. Sab kuch ho tum Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river...
12. khushion se naraz hai meri zindagi Khushion se naraz hai meri zindagi Pyar ki mohtaz hai meri zindagi Has leta hoon logon ko dikhane ke liye...
13. his wife had missed the bus. a bus full of house wives met an accident and all thy ladies died husband cried for a day or...
14. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
15. What is the difference b/w wife & saali??? What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension,...
16. Cricket match, Wife and husband Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN...
17. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
18. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag….. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem,...
19. Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle...
20. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
21. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
22. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...
23. You were right, your wife is better… 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better”...
24. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
25. Perfect wife There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife...
26. Begum wife Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain...
27. Wife & Mobile Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai....
28. Daru is like wife What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru...
29. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
30. meet my wife Tina Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in...