Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai
Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi
Doctor: Tu Ap Khany sy inkaar kardaity.
Patient:Ji Wo hi tu kia tha :P
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
Hindi Wife SMS
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??
Biwi(Ghusse Main):
Tumhare Dimagh Main To
Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai..!!
Husband (Pyar Se):
To Phr Itni Dyer Se Kha Q Rahi Ho??
hahahahahahah
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay?
Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai..
Wife: kaisi galat fehmi???
Husband: yehi k main neend main tha..
Sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum…
*1 admi adhi rat ko apni moti biwi ko jaga k bola
begum
“sisk sisk kr mrna acha he ya 1 dum?
begum
“1 dum
admi
“to phir apni dosri taang b mere opr rakh do.
what a mystery
What A Mystery
A cockraoch is afraid of Rat,
Rat is afraid of Cat,
Cat is afraid of Dog,
Dog is afraid of Man,
Man is afraid of Woman,
And Woman is afraid of
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Cockraoch!
a line written on a husband’s T shirt
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt :
ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN..
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OF THEM..
Musibaton Ka Muqabla…
“Musibaton Ka Muqabla Sabar Say Karo”
“Aur”
“Nematon Ki Hifazat Shukar Say Karo”
Is SMS Main Pehle Biwi Ka Aur Baad Mein girlfriend Ka Zikar Aata Hai.
bivi ne husband ko call ki
Biwi ne Husband ko call
kiya: Kahan ho tum??
Husband : Tumein wo
jwellery shop yaad hai
jahan tumein ek
diamond ka set pasand
aaya tha
aur tab mere pass itne
paise nahi the ki main
wo
tumhein leke de sakun..
Wife: Haan yaad hai…
Husband: Phir maine
tumse kaha tha ki ek
din
main tumhein wo zaroor
leke dunga..
Wife bahut khush hote
hue: Haan Haan ji, mujhe
achche se yaad hai..
Husband: Main uski sath
wali shop mein baal
katwa raha hu.=));)
:”:Shohar Biwi
:”:Shohar Biwi
se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi
to..
Biwi chilla kar boli: kya kaha?!!
Kya parso?
Bolo…
Kya kha tumne?
Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!
Batao kya parso…?
Shohar: kuch nai, mai bas ye keh rha tha k
parso b ek hi suit lyi thi, aaj 2 le aati._. :D…gdnite…byE
aur ayenge akhbar me
Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain
aur car me drive karungi…
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Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me
aur ayenge akhbar me …:)P
bivi shohar se mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun
Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar (ghusse se): Jaan choro.
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Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai……:0
Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Husbnd:Kal mere khawab me 1 larki ayi thi
Wah!kia larki thi
Wife:Akeli aye hogi?
Husbnd:Wao tumhe kese pata?
Wife:Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha…!
1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai
Biwi shohr se
apko mera bnaya hua HALWA pasnd nhi aya?
Bachy to 3 palaitein kha chuky hain
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Andr se Aawaz ai mama 1 or palate dena 1 kitab ki jild reh gyi hai