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1. An essay on a cricket match A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing...
2. I kiss my wife everyday. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave...
3. Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum...
4. Sab kuch ho tum Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river...
5. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
6. Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How...
7. What is the difference b/w wife & saali??? What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension,...
8. Wife computer on kartay huay boli Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans...
9. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
10. Husband and wife are like tyres Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent...
11. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
12. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
13. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
14. Cricket star ro ko kyu cricket nahi khilwao… Sehwag ko MAYUR pehnao, Sachin ko PEPSI pilao, Dhoni ko BRYLCREEM lagwao, Dravid me CASTROL bharwao, Lekin een se cricket...
15. NO MATCH, DUE TO RAIN! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except...
16. No match, due to rain!!! Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except...
17. husband jee karta hai ki…. Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon....
18. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
19. husband today is sunday Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband:...
20. Life is cricket Life is cricket Don’t lose Ur wicket, Try 2 get century, Never 4get Ur boundary, Even if U r run...
21. a line written on a husband’s T shirt A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . ....
22. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na...
23. A Shayari by Husband Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano...
24. A responsible man as a husband Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in...
25. A Happy Husband… A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her...
26. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife… Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne...
27. Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle...
28. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
29. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
30. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...