Har pal khusi rahos saath
Sadai muhar ma rahos tapai ko hasaien
Hamro tarfa bata tapai lai
Happy Depaawali
Misc SMS Jokes Messages Collection
Misc SMS Jokes
Positive-thinking poem:
Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive :)
Tihar ko Suvakamana
Timro ghar phoollai phool le sajios.
Timmro gharma diyo le sadhaile uujayalo parirahos.
Nidharko saptarangi tika sadhai hasirahos.
Sarir yo mare Pani daju bainiko maya bachirahos.
Tapai lai Tihar ko Suvakamana
Chod deu timro padhai
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Sagarmatha ko chuchuro ma maha-bharat ko ladai,
Ma sanga prem garne bhaye chod deu timro padhai.
Teacher to Student…
Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain.
Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi
Bacha: Ap ko wehm tha, whem hai or wehm rahy ga….
when you really
When You Really
Want To Slap Someone,
Do It And Say
Bloody Mosquito. :D:P
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
HAPPY DASHAIN 2064!
This joyous festival of
Dashain may U
so be blessed
with a year of
good fortune & prosperity.
“Maa Durga Bless You”
Timi lai kiss
Nepali ma machha english ma fish,
Sabai lai muksan timi lai kiss.
“Happy Dashain”
Changa chet, ramailo bhet,
khasi ko rate, masu ko plate,
Juwa ko khel, chiurako thal..
64 saal, Dashain babbal
“Happy dashain”
Dukha namannu
Yaad aayo bhane aakha banda nagarnu
Bhet bhayena bhane pani dukha namannu
Hami sadhai sangai hunu parchha bhanne chhaina
Tara mitratako dhoka bhane kahile banda nagarnu.
Tundikhel ko ranga
Timi gulaf ko phool bhaye priya
Ma tesma hune kada…
Timi Asan ko bhaisi bhaye
Ma Tundikhel ko ranga…
Pura hos manokamana
Tika hos nidhar ma,
Jamara hos kanma,
Sukha hos pariwar ma,
Shanti hos desh ma,
Pura hos manokamana,
Yehi cha Vijaya Dashami 2064,
Ko suvakamana.
Natarshau malai raat ma
Mutuko majhma, hridayako pass ma
sapani ma pani aai natarshau malai raat ma.