I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
“Sender is cool and reader is fool”
U got angry and replied
“Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
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I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
“Sender is cool and reader is fool”
U got angry and replied
“Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
I am a dog and u r a flower,
I am a dog and u r a flower,
So let me lift my leg and give you a shower!
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:
Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
When I call you:
1 ring means – I’m missing u,
2 ring means – I like u,
3 ring means – I’m thinking of u,
4 ring means – I need u,
5 ring means – Idiot phone utha.
When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why.
When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.