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A grade 5 teacher asked her students…

A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names

My name is Dan
When I grow up to be a man
I want to go to India and Japan
If I can, If I can, If I can

My name is Sally
When I grow up to be a lady
I want to have a baby
If I can, if I can, if I can

My name is Sam
When I grow up to be a man
Never mind India and Japan
Im gonna help Sally with her plan
I know I can, I can, I can:-D

Funny movie titles related to students

Some movie titles related to students:

Exams: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi kabhi
Question papers: Na tum jano na hum
Copying: Yaarana
Maths2: Asambhav
Maths1: Mission impossible
Environmental sciences: Pyar mein kabhi kabhi
1st semester: Kuch to hai
2nd semester: Yeh kya ho raha hai
Distinction: Kal ho na ho
1st class: Raju bangaya gentleman
2nd class: Dil mange more
Fail: Phir milenge


Hell and heaven

Heaven is when u have:
A german car,
American salary,
Chineese food &
Indian wife!

Hell is when:
Car is chineese,
Food is german,
Wife is american &
Salary is indian!