Funny SMS Messages Collection


Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)

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Sirf ek bar kehdo

Plz sirf ek bar kehdo

Sirf ek bar..

December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,

Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,

Woh haseen lamhaat,

Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,

Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,

Jub tum ne..

Kaha tha!

Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!

I must have escaped

A man phones a mental hospital and asks the receptionist if there is anybody in Room 27
She goes and checks, and comes back to the phone, telling him that the room is empty
“Good,” says the man. “That means I must have really escaped.”