Funny SMS Messages Collection

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Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!

Moral:

Dn’t Copy,if u can’t Paste


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Perfect Example Of Confidence

A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.

C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

Trainee : “No.”

C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.

Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

C.E.O : “No.”

Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!

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