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Daily Prayer

Daily Prayer:

Oh GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay
Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi,
TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax,
Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more.
Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc…
If we have some time & money left after that, we will do some Business.


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What is more useful after it is broken?

What is more useful after it is broken?
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An Egg
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Which is most shocking city?
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Electri-City
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How many great men were born in pakistan?
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None, Only Babies were born:-D

If ur clock strickes 13,What time it is?
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Time to buy new clock….:-P
B-) D;-) :-D :-P

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