Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
Preeto: Darling, aaj kuch aisa karo ke mere paseene nikal jaayen!
Banta gets up and switches off the AC & fan.
Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son.
Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap.
Teacher: Period khatam hone tak to intezzar karo.
“This life Is Too Short Even To Get A Full Sleep,
I Don’t Know How People Find Time For Study.”
William Nalaaiq ;-)
How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door?
He will certainly say: “There was a cold day”