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Still people say this is men’s world

When a girl smiles she is considered cute,
when a boy smiles he is flirting.

when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
When boy licks he is tharkey.

When a girl falls down she is helped by so many people
But if a boy falls everybody laughs.

STILL PEOPLE SAY THIS IS MEN’s WORLD.

Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?

The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!

The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife’s Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! :(

MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P :D

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