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Perfect Example Of Confidence

A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.

C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

Trainee : “No.”

C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.

Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”

C.E.O : “No.”

Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!

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