Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by…
What does the loofer elephant say?
# Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath?
– Because she was scared that someone might see through the “KEY HOLE”.
A mushroom walks into the bar and says to the bartender, “Hey , could I get a beer please”
The bartender looks at him shacking his head and say “No, we don’t serve food here”
The mushroom says “Why not? I’m a Fungi!”
An small army troop were in a battle field and they were surrounded by the oppositions.
Soldier: Sir, we are surrounded!
Major: Excellent! Now we can attack in any direction now!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight?
Wife: That’s a good idea…
You stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and start watching TV.
Wife : Kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon main rehti.
Husband : Meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se issi bahane har din nayi nayi to milti.