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Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?

The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!

The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife’s Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! :(

Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P :D


Before and after marriage

Before the marriage:

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me ?

Boy: Of course!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line :) !!!

Unknown call..

Unknown call..

He: do u have a bf?
She: yes, who are u?
He: I’m your brother ! Just wait till i come home!!/:):D=D

Another unknown call

He : do u have a bf ?
She : no no I don’t
He : what ? :O I’m ur bf , u just break my heart
She : no no no darling I’m sorry I though u r my brother
He : =D right ! I’m ur brother Just wait till I come home , i’ll show u later …..