SMS Messages After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”
Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Funny SMS messages collection in English (New/Free/Short/Best)
Perfect Example Of Confidence
A trainee in a big multinational companay, dialed C.E.O. by mistake and said: “hey send a hot cofee in accounts deptt, in 2 mins”.
C.E.O. shouted: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
Trainee : “No.”
C.E.O: “I am C.E.O. of the company”.
Trainee in the same tune: “Do U know with whom U arE talking ?”
C.E.O : “No.”
Trainee said: “Thanx God”
& disconnected the phone!
Make a best selling
Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling?
Student : A girl on the cover but no cover on the girl.
Daddy becomes mummy
Q: Why are Egyptian’s Children always confused?
A: Because after death, their daddy becomes the mummy.
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If U need ADVICE
If U need ADVICE,
MSG ME.
If U need a FRIEND,
CALL ME.
If U need HELP,
E-MAIL ME.
If U need MONEY,
The number U dialed is not in service,
Plz don’t try again.
The new scooty
Manager: When do u buy this scooty.
Staff: Yesterday when I was standing in the bus station at night a girl came in scooty, stopped in front of me and said sit and took me in the dark place where she took of her clothes and said take whatever u want. I took the scooty what can I do with her clothes.
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu
Ravan decides to apologize to Ram.
Ram opens the door.
Ravan blankly stares at Ram & can you guess what he is thinking?
Sala kiss moonh se maafi maangu.
Yeh haath mujhe de de
When I go wrong,
I need ur hand 2 correct,
When emotions bust out,
I need ur hand 2 catch,
wen I win,
I need ur hand 2 pat.
In short: Yeh Haath Mujhe De De Thakur
Missing baby
What did the kangaroo say when she found her baby missing?
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Ans: Aaila! Kisne mera pocket maar liya?
Hindustani doggi
Hindustani dog ki 3 khas pehchan hoti hai:-
1)Haddi mili nahi ke chatna shuru
2)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru
3)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay…
Mil he giya,
Aaj to mil he giya,
Yeh sms phadne wala ek aur bewqoof mil gaya!!!
One person u love
When you get this SMS,
send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate,
1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill.
Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
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