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Daily Prayer

Daily Prayer:

Oh GOD, give us strength & capacity to pay
Income Tax, VAT, CST, Service Tax, Excise Duty, Octroi,
TDS, ESI, FBT, Prop.Tax, Stamp Duty, CGT, Water Tax,
Prof. Tax, Road Tax, Edu Cess, Congestion Levy & many more.
Besides don’t forget Gunda Hafta, Bribes, Donations, Chanda, Beggers etc…
If we have some time & money left after that, we will do some Business.

I do not sleep at night

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you,
At noon I do not eat because I think of you,
In the evening I do not eat because I think of you,
At night I do not sleep because I am hungry.

Can U swim?

British: Can U swim?
Paki: No
British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims
Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes
Paki: Then whats the Difference between you & Dog?