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1. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
2. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
3. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
4. Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum...
5. Sab kuch ho tum Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river...
6. Chudel keh rahe ho? Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho. Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho....
7. Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle...
8. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
9. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
10. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
11. Husband and wife are like tyres Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent...
12. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
13. Cricket match, Wife and husband Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN...
14. Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver… Light the Cigar With the Heat Of Liver ..Their is Alot of Fire in Liver ..   Nahi Samjhay?????  ...
15. A Happy Husband… A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her...
16. his wife had missed the bus. a bus full of house wives met an accident and all thy ladies died husband cried for a day or...
17. husband jee karta hai ki…. Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon....
18. A responsible man as a husband Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in...
19. A Shayari by Husband Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano...
20. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
21. husband today is sunday Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband:...
22. What is the difference b/w wife & saali??? What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension,...
23. a line written on a husband’s T shirt A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . ....
24. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag….. Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Darling : When there is a problem,...
25. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife… Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne...
26. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
27. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...
28. You were right, your wife is better… 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better”...
29. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
30. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...