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Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag…..

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how lucky and powerful I am for you?

Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem Can there be greater than this one?:)


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A Happy Husband…

A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers..

He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her Around the House With a Smile..
The Surprised Wife asks,
Did the Moulvi Saab Preach about being Romantic Today?

Husband says, ‘No He said We Must Always Carry Our Burdens &Sorrows With a Big Smile-P

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