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1. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
2. If I post this letter tonight Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time? Post Master :...
3. Sardar’s Leave application Sardar’s Leave application Dear Sir, My wife is ill. As there is no other Husband in the family to look...
4. When I m Dead, When I m Dead, Ur Tears May Flow, But I Wont Know, Cry 4 Me Now, Instead.. When I m...
5. IDIOMS RELOADED… 1. Money is not everything There are credit cards too. 2. Love animals They are tasty. 3. Save water Drink...
6. leave my message ‘0 0 0 0 .shhhhhhhhh.I”m walking slowly, bcoz u might be sleeping, I”ll just leave my message 4u”GOOD NIGHT &...
7. Qurani surton ki khasosiyat Qurani surton ki khasosiyat Sur-e-Fatiha Allah k azab sy bchati hy Sur-e-Yaseen qayamat k din pyas sy bchati hy Sur-e-Waqia...
8. Aplication by santa Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To...
9. Thank you for eating Dear friend, Your validity for taking food during the day time has expired. Please fast next 28 days to resume...
10. Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya   Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye     Doodh wala= Yaheen...
11. Dear Customer, Dear Customer, Your remaining Sleeping time Has Expired!!!!!! So Plzzz Leave ur Bed & Get up!!!! & Say to all...
12. Mujhe Jeena Us Ne Sikha Diya Mai Nahi H0n Apne Waj0od Mai Mujhe Jane Kis Ne Chura Liya, Mere Saath Rehta Hai W0 Har Qadam, K0i...
13. Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani. Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani. Aap k Pass Dimagh hai Chalta Nahi, Aap Smart ha pr Koi Maanta Nahi, Aap...
14. Aplication by santa Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to...
15. Mausam ßadal gaye Zamanay ßadal gaye.. Mausam ßadal gaye Zamanay ßadal gaye. Lamhon mein Dost ßarson Puranay ßadal gaye. Din ßhar rahe jo Meri Mohaßßat ki...
16. tujh me or kutton me kya farq hy ?.;-) NAWAZ:Tujhe swimming ati hy ZARDARI:Nhi NAWAZ:Tere se to kuttay achay hain ZARDARI:Tujhe swiming ati hy NAWAZ:Yes ZARDARI:tujh me or kutton...
17. I just wanted to make sure… Husband sent a text to wife at night: “Hi sweetheart I will get late, please try and wash all my...
18. Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta… Jo shakhs Allah se darta hai woh kabhi badla nahi layta. Hasad karnay waala maut se pehle mar jaata hai....
19. Sweet sms Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Be...
20. Keep the smile, Keep the smile, Leave the tear, Think of joy, Forget the fear , Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Keep...
21. Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai Jab insan har kisi se chup k gunah karta hai To ALLAH farmata hai, “Aay Ibn-e-Aadam.. Tujhe Tamam rishton main...
22. A Friend ¡¡ is like( o ) a :#: ¡¡ A Friend ¡¡ is like( o ) a ( = ) Guitar… ‘ ‘ ‘ so Jab tak...
23. 1 bacha chatri lay kar a gaya… 1 dafa sab log Tapti Dhoop me ‘Barish’ ke liay dua mangnay jama ho gay. Wahan per 1 bacha chatri...
24. No 1 maNuFacTures a LOCK withouT KEY. No 1 maNuFacTures a LOCK widouT KEY. SiMiLarLy ALLAH DoesnT givè ProbLeMs withouT SoLuTioNs So, DeFeaT ur ProbLeMs wid GreaT...
25. “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Roz Na Sèhi Kisi Din Yaad Kar Lena, “K HUM DOST” “HEIN” Kabhi Neend Na Aaey...
26. Yeh Sach Hai Uss Se Ishq Hai Mujhe Yeh Sach Hai Uss Se Ishq Hai Mujhe.   Ussay Paa Kr Ehsaas-E-Wafa Hota Hai.   Itna Socha Hai Main...
27. It’s new year Keep the smile Leave the tear, Hold the laugh, Leave the pain, Think of joy, Forget the fear, Be joyous,...
28. Kal bhi Bhoto zinda tha, aaj bhi Bhoto zinda he..!!! Nusrat Bhoto k ghar beta hua to 1 shaks ne phocha ap tu bewa hain phir beta kese hua? Wo...
29. Apni Mohabbat ko Fana kaun kare ga? Åpñì Möhåßßåt kö Fåñä kauñ karè gå?   Såb Naik ßåñ gåye tö Güññåh kauñ karè gå?   Åe Khuda...
30. Some funny lines What do I miss about my wife? Her absence. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not...