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1. Hmare han smester systm chlta hai…. 1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal...
2. yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND… Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata...
3. Battery Low… Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low...
4. Na thi jisko mere pyaar ki kadar Naam uska likhkar mita raha tha main, Dil ko apne yun apne jala raha tha main, Na thi jisko mere...
5. ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha...
6. Shadi Me BMW Mili He… 1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan:...
7. message sending fail Pathan to his pathan friend Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao Kia kru? Dost ! Message sending...
8. Kahan jana hai? 1 Pathan ne ishara kr k tez Aati bus ko roka… Driver: Kahan jana hai? Pathan: Jana to kahi nai...
9. Dunya khatm ho jaye gi….. Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2015 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me...
10. Kitne aadmi the Gabbar singh jab paida hua, to uski maa ne maar maar kar lahuluhan kar diya. Nurse ne pucha, “Kyo maar...
11. waqt apni rawani mein dhalta raha, main tanha tha tanha hi chalta raha, khabhi hansta tha apne nasibon pe  main...
12. Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein...
13. Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main...
14. Family planing… Pathan: Hm 35 Behn Bhai hai Girl: Kia tumahre ghar Family planing waly nhi aye thy Pathan: Aye thy! Hm...
15. Larki Se Touch ho raha tha 1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”...
16. Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Pathan: Yara ye “SENT MESSAGE” kia hota hay? Dusra Pathan: khocha tum to bilkul Akhrot hay ‘sent mesage’ ka matlab...
17. Koi aur colour dikha. A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag....
18. romantic mode *. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode, Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu? Pathan: tu phir...
19. kia hukm ha mere aqa? Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ? PATHAN: aik shair suna do. JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi main jin hun...
20. Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi… Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.. 4 ghnty bad wo admi...
21. Khopri istemal karo Ek Pathan ka sir phat gaya Pathan se Dr. ne poocha:- “Khan sahab kya hua?” Khan: Hum patthar se keel...
22. Ek pathan Cycle chalaty Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha, rasty mein ek Aurat se takra gaya. Aurat chilla...
23. aik pathan ne veena malik se masjid ka,,,,, Aik pathab ne Veena Malik se masjid ka chanda manga. Veena : ap log to kehte hen k mera paisa...
24. Pathan ka radio kharab hogaya , ...
25. Dosti ki azeem misal! pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow! pathan bazar gaya! . . . . . . ....
26. Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha Ik “PATHAN” apnay Ser pe “TOTA” bitha kar ja raha tha, Rastay main 1 admi ne rok k pucha, bhai...
27. Love Ur Mom… “A True Love” Subha se Sham tak Sakht Mehnat or kam k bad jab ghar gya. To Baap ne pocha,...
28. 1 pathan apne betay k 1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal...
29. Ek Pathan ne ek buzurg se koch pocha… Ek Pathan ne ek buzurg se koch pocha Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga diye, 1 admi ne pathan se pocha...
30. Ek pathan ko UFONE main operator ki job mili…. Ek pathan ko UFONE main operator ki job mili Pehle he din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya...