Pathan Ne A.C Lagwaya
1 Shaks Ne Poucha:
Aap ko To Sardi Bohat Lagti Hai?
Pathan:
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Tabhi to Ulta Lagwaya Hai
Garam Hawa Andar aur Thandi Hawa Bahar.. . .
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