SMS Messages What is difference between watch & wife?
Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae tu Challu ho jati hai!
Hindi Funny SMS Messages Collection
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Hindi Funny SMS
Satyug aane wala hai
Hitler raha nahi,
Saddam pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka thikana nahi,
Veerapppan mara gaya,
Aap bhi dikhte nahin,
Lagta hai dharti par satyug aane wala hai
Tapka denge saale ko
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
Dost me aap jaisa
Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya taarif karu.
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Bhabhi namaste…
Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe,
Yun hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain baray hoshiyaar,
Keh denge bhabhi namaste…
Sms karna chod do
Devdas kay baap ne kaha gaaon chord do.
Gaaon walon ne kaha paro ko chord do.
Paro ne kaha sharab chord do.
Maa ne kaha hawaili chod Do.
Per tum ko kis bewaqoof ne kaha ke sms karna chod do.
Pehele hi kaant liye
Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga.
Kuch der baad use 50 rupe milte hai wo kehta hai:
Kya bhagwan mujh pe itna bhi bharosa nahi k pehele hi kaant liye.
Sach hi suna tha…
Fizao me tum ho,
hawao me tum ho,
Baharo me tum ho,
Dhoop me tum ho,
Chhaon me tum ho.
Sach hi suna tha…
Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota…
Log wahin moot jate hain
Nadiyon se kinare chhoot jate hai,
Aasmaan se taare toot jate hai,
India ki raahon me aksar aisa hota hai,
Jahan bhi deewar milti hai,
Log wahin moot jate hain
Santa fell out of window
Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain
A math teacher and a student
A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then integrate you.”
Student replied- ” kar le jo karna hai hum to e to the power x hain”.
Lips Bhindi ki taraah
Lips Bhindi ki taraah,
Gaal Tamatar ki taraah,
Eyes Matar ki taraah,
Poora Face Gobih ki taraah,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subji Mandi ki taraah !!!
Jo “colgate” karte ho?
Subah ko haste ho,
Shaam ko haste ho,
Raat ko haste ho,
Aate time haste ho,
Jate time bhe haste ho,
Kya samjhte ho,
Aap akele hi,
Jo “colgate” karte ho?
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