Hum Girey Huwey ko UTHATEY hain,
Hum Bichhde Hue Ko MILATEY Hain,
In Short Hum Bra BANATEY hain.

Pehlay hath mein pakro!
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Phir thook lagao?
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Phir Seedha karo? ?
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Phir andar ghussao???
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Dekha! kitna mushkil hai sui mein dhaga daalna. ;-)

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jahoon gi
Mom: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

Oorat k Doodh k 5 faide

1. Boil nhi karna parta
2. Kharab nhi hota
3. Har umar k Mard ki pasand
4. Dil kash packing main
5. Aik k saath dusra FREE

Pehlay kiss karo..
Phir shirt utaro..
Phir fuck karo..
Kitna asan hai sex karna !!

Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.

Girls : Hum tumhe hara ke dikhayenge!

Boys : Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao

Malomati sawal?

Dopahar k khana ko english main kia khatay hain aur ager us k akhri do alfaz kat do to kya banta hai?

drust jawab diya toh sare ka sara tum le layna!!

Nahi plz

Neeche mat jao na

Kuch ho jaye ga

Plz

Dekho aisa mat karo

Maan jao na plz

Warna

â?¦Ho jaye ga

Plz mat jao

Aaah

Dekha

Ho gaya na

SMS Khatam!

Cream ke Add main face dikhaya.
Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always k Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats Cheating

Lady 2nd floor se banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai ‘kela kesy dega?’

banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12

Lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) longi

deta hai to upar aaja..

Ye swetar apk liye hai
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Pehen lena,ab thand aa gai h.
Happy thandii..

Ik Larki thi dewaani si…

Ik Larkay pe wo mar…

Kuch lena tha usay…

Lakin pregnancy se wo darti thi..

Jab bi milti thi muijhey….

Ye hi pocha karti thi…..

Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI
Ye “CONDOM” kAHAN SE MILTA HAI