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1. Open the zip and do An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we...
2. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai....
3. Chaalu khaata Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta:...
4. Carry my cross A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the...
5. Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
6. I will die Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni...
7. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
8. Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey… Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband:...
9. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?...
10. A Happy Husband… A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her...
11. I love the End… An innocent husband said: – I watch my wedding video in reverse. I love the End, when she takes out...
12. Naag do not punch me Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So...
13. Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How...
14. Santa Claus’s gift Can I have your picture, so Santa Claus knows exactly what to give me....
15. A man to Santa A man to Santa: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home. Santa rushes home and came back within...
16. A man to Santa A man to Santa : Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back...
17. Aplication by santa Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family to...
18. An Englishman and Santa An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the...
19. Aplication by santa Aplication by santa: Dear sir, Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband in the family To...
20. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
21. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
22. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st:...
23. maths teacher to santa Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think...
24. On the wedding night Santa says… On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan? Jeeto: Dono He shows his tiny 1inch penis &...
25. Santa fell out of window Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain...
26. Santa found answer Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the chicken or the egg ? O yaar,...
27. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the...
28. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa...
29. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa...
30. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the...