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1. Shadi Me BMW Mili He… 1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan:...
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6. ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha...
7. Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho Aakhen kholu to chehra tumhara ho, Band karu to sapna tumhara ho, Maar bhi jau to koi gam nahi, Agar...
8. message sending fail Pathan to his pathan friend Yar abu Ka Msg Aya Hy K ghr ao Kia kru? Dost ! Message sending...
9. kia hukm ha mere aqa? Jin: kia hukm ha mere aqa ? PATHAN: aik shair suna do. JIN: hukm karien bakwas nahi main jin hun...
10. Bhool se koi bhool hui to… Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame...
11. Larki Se Touch ho raha tha 1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”...
12. Carry my cross A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the...
13. Dunya khatm ho jaye gi….. Ek pathan dosre pathan se! Yar suna he 2015 tk duniya khatm hojye gi Dusra pathan: Asa nhi hoga me...
14. Hame bhool na jana Bhool se bhi agar koi bhool hui ho to bhool samaj kar bhool jana, Are bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool...
15. Bhoolkar bhi hume bhool na jana Bhool se agar koi bhool hui, To bhool samajke use bhool jana, Arey bhoolna sirf bhool ko, Bhoolkar bhi hume...
16. A Happy Husband… A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her...
17. aaj dareechay main woh aana bhol gaya Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi...
18. Ek Pathan ne ek buzurg se koch pocha… Ek Pathan ne ek buzurg se koch pocha Buzurg ne 2 thapar laga diye, 1 admi ne pathan se pocha...
19. Aisi jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi...
20. Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey… Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband:...
21. Har khushi mile tumhe Sapno ke duniya mein, Har sapna ho suhana tumhara, Har khushi mile tumhe, Pyaar se saje har safar tumhara, Muskurati...
22. yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND… Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata...
23. Hmare han smester systm chlta hai…. 1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal...
24. Vibration ka kamaal hai Jab bhi tumhara msg aata hai Hamara room room machal jata hai Aang aang mein gudgudi hota hai Yeh tumhara...
25. Aise jaan ka aur karenge bhi kya Sir: Bachcho kasam khao kabhi saraab, cigarette nahi piyoge, non-veg nahi khaoge. Bachche: Nahi karenge sir Sir: Kahbi ladki nahi...
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28. Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga dost… Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaoun ga ‘dost’… Bhool jaon To samajh lena k . . . . Shadi...
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