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1. Ek hara vala dena! Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner....
2. Ye hai all india radio Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha Ise chalu karne...
3. Banta: U cheated me… Banta: U cheated me… Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in...
4. Good morning kehne ke liye Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki...
5. Win a free trip I LOVE YOU Send this msg to 10 girls n win a free trip to Ur nearest police station in...
6. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
7. You r selected Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d...
8. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
9. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...
10. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
11. Pathan ka radio kharab hogaya , ...
12. Singer toh mar gaya Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh...
13. Sardarji sank a man… When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea &...
14. Vitamns for grandson Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin...
15. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
16. Dil ki dhadkane sunaye kaise Dil ki dhadkane sunaye kaise, Hum apne dil ka haal bataye kaise, Dil hai jis k liye dewana, Use hum...
17. A man went to the Police Station A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...
18. Flash News Flash news: A 2 seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab . Local Sardars have so far found 500...
19. Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui? Ek laash radio station se gaayab kaise hui? – – – – – – – – – – Jaanne ke...
20. Lunch box lids Why do Sardars have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they’re on the train they can tell if they’re...
21. Aapki dosti hai anmol hamare liye Kitne ajiz ho tum ye batayen kaise Hamari sacchai aap ko dikhayen kaise Aapki dosti hai anmol hamare liye Aapko...
22. Toot jaye na bharam hont hilaoon kaise Toot Jaye Na Bharam Hont Hilaoon Kaise Haal Jaisa Bhi Hai Logon Ko Sunaoon Kaise Wo Rulata Hai Rulaye Mujhe...
23. Truck number bhi likha hai Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1 : Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2 : Aaho, truck number...
24. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
25. Knock the door How will you destroy a submarine full of sardars ? Simple. Just knock the door and they will open it....
26. Raat soyeinge hum kaise ? Tujhse dur rehke, jiyeinge hum kaise, teri yaad leke, saheinge ghum kaise, aasuo ka behna ab samhala nahi jata, bheegi...
27. Can you lend me? Can you lend me 2000 Rs? I need it. Please help me out, I know you have it, I will...
28. Tourist ra manche Ek jana manchhe le baato ma susu gareko dekher, tourist le sodhechha: Tourist : Hello bro. Timiharule pisab ferda police...
29. Someone killed somebody Once upon a time there was someone,somebody and mad. Someone n somebody started 2 fight then somebody died. Then mad...
30. I think this is 1st msg for u.. 2Day is day of smart people! So send this msg 2 sum 1 who Looks smart. Plz don’t send back...