Related Text Messages:

1. Papa hi utarte hain Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar...
2. In an interview A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp...
3. Behind every successful man… Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting...
4. The journey of life is travelled once…! The journey of life is travelled once…! So, Make TAUBA for past, SHUKAR for present, & DUA for the future.....
5. Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?...
6. Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher...
7. Teacher to Student… Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi...
8. Bakwaas Status !!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7...
9. The people of Germany Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks,...
10. Sunder lal chadda… Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father...
11. Who is lecturer Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very...
12. Earth may stop rotating Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing...
13. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
14. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
15. question by a student!! Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect...
16. Nothing can stop a smile Heart can skip a beat for a while, Memories can be kept in a file, Desert can replace by Nile,...
17. I Finally got my past, Present and FUTURE tenses CORRECT today ” I   LOVED    YOU” ”i   love...
18. Impact of Movies Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!...
19. What virtue would it be? Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be...
20. A cow was kept for viva. A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student:...
21. In the exam hall Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in...
22. Failure is not the real end Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure...
23. Maths Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!...
24. If you learn to translate If you learn to translate Every event of Ur life into positive one, You will stop being prisoner of Ur...
25. Yeh student ki pehchan ha Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan...
26. If You Lnve Someone…. FÄNTÄSTIC LINES: If YÖu LÖve SÖmeÖne, ‘SHÖW IT’, Its Better ThÄn ‘TELLING IT’ If YÖu HÄte SÖmeÖne, ‘TELL IT’, Its...
27. Correct the sentence Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and...
28. A Fantastic Sentence … A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop.. . “Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep...
29. Convert this sentence Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to...
30. The most valuable sentence for life… Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start...