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1. Sunder lal chadda… Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father...
2. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
3. Papa hi utarte hain Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar...
4. In an interview A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp...
5. Behind every successful man… Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting...
6. 7 cardinal rules of life: 7 cardinal rules of life: 1. Make peace with ur past so it wont screw up the present.   2....
7. Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?...
8. Sweet things are easy to buy… Sweet things are easy to buy But sweet people are dificult to find. Life ends when u stop dreaming Hope...
9. ShOw Care & AffectiOn ‎”MOther” May Be Educated Or Uneducated.. :) – – – – – – But ♥ She is The Best Teacher...
10. If you learn to translate If you learn to translate Every event of Ur life into positive one, You will stop being prisoner of Ur...
11. Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher...
12. Failure is not the real end Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure...
13. Bakwaas Status !!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7...
14. Teacher to Student… Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi...
15. The people of Germany Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks,...
16. Take extra care of three things Always take extra care of three things in your life! Trust, Promise & Relationship! They dont make noise when they...
17. Who is lecturer Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very...
18. Earth may stop rotating Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing...
19. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
20. Three things of every kind Three things of life that once gone, never come back: Time, Words & Opportunity Three things of life that must...
21. no one is mine <~”NO ONE IS MINE”~> ———– No one is mine May be i m not fine, . No one cares 4me...
22. question by a student!! Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect...
23. Life is not a rehearsal… Life is not a rehearsal Each day is a new show. No repeat, no rewind, no retake So give your...
24. Impact of Movies Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!...
25. I Finally got my past, Present and FUTURE tenses CORRECT today ” I   LOVED    YOU” ”i   love...
26. What virtue would it be? Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be...
27. Correct the sentence Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and...
28. A Fantastic Sentence … A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop.. . “Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep...
29. Convert this sentence Teacher: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to...
30. The most valuable sentence for life… Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start...