In order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas
a woman requires only 4% talent & the remaining is only 36-24-36
Adult SMS Messages Collection
Adult sms jokes and text messages collection
A Guy picks up a girl…
A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are u wearing ur belt around
ur knee..?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.
Girls are crazy about 4 things..
Girls r crazy about 4 things..
1) shopping
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2) cell phone
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3) chocolates
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4)_____ (look down…)
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Dude..Look down!!… :)
What’s an average 6 inch long…
What’s an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy’s pants and girls love to blow it up?
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A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
Who is senior, PENIS or VAGINA
Q: Who is senior,
PENIS or VAGINA.
A:VAGINA
b’cos PENIS always stands up when he sees a VAGINA..So respect the seniors!
A guy walks up to a girl
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What’s that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and then you disappear!!
Love is a name
Love is a name, Sex is a game. Forget the name and play the game
You were right, your wife is better…
2 men went to fuck a girl.
1st came out after fucking a girl n said…
”My wife is better”
2nd went in ,fuck a girl… Came out n said…
You were right, your wife is better..
how is sex related to math
how is sex related to math?
add two person and a bed
subtract cloths
divide the legs
multiply the strokes
and the result is satisfucktion..haha!!!
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
What’s the closest thing to a woman’s period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesn’t come, everything’s fucked
Food for thought
Why to suffer trying by all means to become rich
and wear expensive branded clothes, when most beautiful things in life
we do naked.
Nipple nipple little star
Niple niple little star
can i suck you in my car
up above the breast so have
always milky never dry
let me touch it never shy
in the bra it will be dry
All girls are beautiful
All girls are beautiful, after the
lights are switched off.
– Shakespeare.
All boys are innocent before the
lights are off.
– Shakespeare’s wife…