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1. when i want to fall in love,,,,,,,,, When i want to fall in love with my books…. My bed falls in love with me…. And I believe...
2. Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
3. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
4. Love makes all things beautiful Faith makes all things possible Hope makes all things work Love makes all things beautiful May you have all the...
5. Learning to love You learn to love someone when you find out what makes them smile, but you can never truly love someone...
6. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
7. Love makes everything beautiful… Faith makes every thing possible in life & love makes everything beautiful around.. I wish both of these in ur...
8. WHAT IS LOVE” A 5 Year Old Girl Asked…. The Boy Who Sits Next To Her “WHAT IS LOVE” … He Replied …....
9. If a drop of water falls in lake If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of...
10. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
11. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
12. What does Sardarji do? – What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a...
13. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
14. Shayari by SardarJi Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste...
15. Sardarji & Librarian Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian,...
16. Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong...
17. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
18. Sardarji’s intelligence – How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear...
19. Sardarji opens his lunch box Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to...
20. Sardarji sank a man… When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea &...
21. Sardarji zebra crossing pe Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA...
22. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
23. Doctor, I have a problem Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep...
24. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
25. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s...
26. Doctor’s prescription 4 u A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when...
27. Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… PYARcetamol: 3 times a day SMSprine: 1 doze daily MISSED CALLpol: after every hour...
28. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay …. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?     Sardar: Ji...
29. Prince charles and sardarji Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner. Prince Charles: “Pass the Wine you Divine” Sardar thinks “how poetic” Sardar: “Pass...
30. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko...