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1. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
2. when i want to fall in love,,,,,,,,, When i want to fall in love with my books…. My bed falls in love with me…. And I believe...
3. Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
4. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
5. Beauty is Power and Smile is its Sword… ~:-) SMILE :-)~ “U r never fully DRESSED without a smile” (Martin Charnin) “Beauty is POWER; smile is its SWORD”...
6. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
7. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
8. Test nahi one-day karwalo Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge....
9. she is warmth and love Standing alone I sway Until she catches me in her arms She is warmth and love And she is longing...
10. If a drop of water falls in lake If a drop of water falls in lake there is no identity. But if it falls on a leaf of...
11. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
12. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
13. What does Sardarji do? – What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a...
14. Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong...
15. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
16. Shayari by SardarJi Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste...
17. Sardarji & Librarian Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian,...
18. Sardarji zebra crossing pe Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA...
19. Sardarji’s intelligence – How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear...
20. Sardarji opens his lunch box Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to...
21. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
22. Sardarji sank a man… When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea &...
23. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
24. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s...
25. Doctor, I have a problem Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep...
26. Doctor’s prescription 4 u A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when...
27. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
28. Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… PYARcetamol: 3 times a day SMSprine: 1 doze daily MISSED CALLpol: after every hour...
29. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay …. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?     Sardar: Ji...
30. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko...