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1. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
2. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
3. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
4. Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum...
5. Sab kuch ho tum Mere dil, jigar, kidney, liver ho tum Waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo river...
6. Valentine Gift for girlfriend Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day? Boy: Please tell me what do you...
7. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
8. Itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
9. I will die Wife- I will die. Husband- I will also die. Wife- Why do you want to die? husband- b’coz mein itni...
10. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
11. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
12. bivi shohar se mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun. Shohar (ghusse se): Jaan choro. . . Biwi: Yeh aap...
13. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
14. husband jee karta hai ki…. Husband: Jee karta hai ki tumhari zulfon mein kho jaaon, tumhari aankhon mein bas jaaon, tumhari bahon mein jhool jaon....
15. husband today is sunday Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband:...
16. a line written on a husband’s T shirt A line written on a Husband’s T shirt : ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN.. . ....
17. Cricket match, Wife and husband Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN...
18. A responsible man as a husband Girl : I want a responsible man as a husband. Man replies : That’s me, whenever anyone is pregnant in...
19. A Happy Husband… A Happy Husband Comes Home from Friday Prayers.. He Greets His Wife & Lifts Her Up, He then Carries Her...
20. A Shayari by Husband Jab se begum ne mujhe murgha bana rakha hai, Main ne nazron ki tarhan sir bhi jhuka rakha hai, Bartano...
21. Husband and wife are like tyres Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent...
22. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
23. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
24. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
25. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means – I’m missing u, 2 ring means – I like u, 3 ring...
26. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means : I am missing U, 2 ring means : I like U, 3...
27. Without your call Sleepless nights Peaceless mind Tear full eyes Without UR call Charmless face Pleasureless thoughts Aimless life Without UR call...
28. Call me yours Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me...
29. YOU call it Taqdeer When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer When you...
30. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...