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1. Jo “colgate” karte ho? Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste...
2. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
3. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
4. Tere aane ki aas per zinda hoon ab tak Tere aane ki aas per zinda hoon ab tak Ab tujhe dekhne ki hasrat ke siva kuch nahi, Tasveer teri...
5. Shaam udas thi subah udas thi Shaam udas thi subah udas thi, Kafan me lipti hue meri laash thi, Ae mere gharwalo muje wahi dafnao Jaha...
6. Khuda se kya maangu tere vaaste Khuda se kya maangu tere vaaste Sada khushiyon se bhare ho tere raaste Hansi tere chehre pe rahe is tarah...
7. apni zindagi ki her shaam tere naam kardoon, Apni Zindagi ki her Shaam Tere Naam kardoon, Teri hi Aankhon ka Jaam Tere Naam kardoon, Main Doob jaoon Teri...
8. Dil ko todkar haste ho Dil ko todkar haste ho ! Dil ko tadapakar haste ko ! Zindagi kum pad gayi mohobbat ke liye !...
9. Haste rahen aap Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein, Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein, Roshan ho aap duniya mein...
10. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I...
11. Subah Subah uth k ho jao Fresh, Subah Subah uth k ho jao Fresh, Pehanlo aj sabse acha sa koi Dress, Doston k sath aab chalo Ghumne,...
12. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa...
13. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
14. Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
15. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
16. A lady delivered twins A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her...
17. never kiss a lady police Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please...
18. in a party a lady wanted In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki...
19. Jab guzar jayegi bahar Jab guzar jayegi bahar toh kya karoge, Yaad aayega mera pyaar toh kya karoge, Satate ho aise jaise ajnabi hoon...
20. An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat… An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Driver asked: Why u giving me...
21. Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna kyu ki, Tumare liye ghar se bahar nikalna bada khatara hai. Bahar kuch loog...
22. Apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, Yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, Apase dur rahena kismat ki...
23. munna yahin se bahar ata he?? Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he?? larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht...
24. Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai Teray Phikar say baat chalti hai Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai Phool itnay haseen nahin hain sanam En per...
25. Suraj ki kirane khusiyo ki bahar Lal gulabi rang hai jum raha sansar, Suraj ki kirane khusiyo ki bahar, Chand ki chandni apno ka payar, Badhai...
26. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
27. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s...
28. Doctor’s prescription 4 u A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when...
29. Doctor, I have a problem Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep...
30. ”Subah ka musam ” Subah ka musam or ap ki yad, ————— Halki si sardi or dil ki piyas, —————– Dosto ki dosti or...