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1. Jo “colgate” karte ho? Subah ko haste ho, Shaam ko haste ho, Raat ko haste ho, Aate time haste ho, Jate time bhe haste...
2. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
3. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
4. Shaam udas thi subah udas thi Shaam udas thi subah udas thi, Kafan me lipti hue meri laash thi, Ae mere gharwalo muje wahi dafnao Jaha...
5. Dil ko todkar haste ho Dil ko todkar haste ho ! Dil ko tadapakar haste ko ! Zindagi kum pad gayi mohobbat ke liye !...
6. Haste rahen aap Haste rahen aap hazaron ke beech mein, Jaise haste hein phool baharon ke beech mein, Roshan ho aap duniya mein...
7. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I...
8. Sardarji sank a man… When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea &...
9. Subah Subah uth k ho jao Fresh, Subah Subah uth k ho jao Fresh, Pehanlo aj sabse acha sa koi Dress, Doston k sath aab chalo Ghumne,...
10. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa...
11. Sardarji to doctor Sardarji ( to doctor ) : Doctor, I have a problem. Doctor : What’s your problem? Sardarji : I keep...
12. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
13. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
14. never kiss a lady police Never KISS a lady police, She will say, hands up. Never KISS a lady doctor, She will say, Next please...
15. A lady delivered twins A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her...
16. in a party a lady wanted In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki...
17. munna yahin se bahar ata he?? Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he?? larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht...
18. An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat… An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Driver asked: Why u giving me...
19. Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai Teray Phikar say baat chalti hai Jab bhi zikar bahar hota hai Phool itnay haseen nahin hain sanam En per...
20. Apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai, Yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai, Apase dur rahena kismat ki...
21. Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna Tum ghar se bahar nai nikalna kyu ki, Tumare liye ghar se bahar nikalna bada khatara hai. Bahar kuch loog...
22. Jab guzar jayegi bahar Jab guzar jayegi bahar toh kya karoge, Yaad aayega mera pyaar toh kya karoge, Satate ho aise jaise ajnabi hoon...
23. Suraj ki kirane khusiyo ki bahar Lal gulabi rang hai jum raha sansar, Suraj ki kirane khusiyo ki bahar, Chand ki chandni apno ka payar, Badhai...
24. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s...
25. Doctor’s prescription 4 u A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when...
26. Doctor, I have a problem Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep...
27. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
28. ”Subah ka musam ” Subah ka musam or ap ki yad, ————— Halki si sardi or dil ki piyas, —————– Dosto ki dosti or...
29. A sardarji doctor falls in love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love...
30. Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… Doctor’s prescription 4 a happy life… PYARcetamol: 3 times a day SMSprine: 1 doze daily MISSED CALLpol: after every hour...