Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle
.
.
.
Ghar ki sab,
Chapallen,
Belts,
Pipes,
Wires,
Bat,
Jharu,
& Wiper,
Chupa dein…! :-D
A Student Service Msg from “back banch students welfare association.
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