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1. Papa hi utarte hain Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar...
2. Maths Teacher: What is maths? Student: Mental Attack To Healthy Students!!...
3. Principle to Students: Principle to Students: U people must sleep atleast 7 hours a day. Student: Impossible Sir!!! College is only for 6...
4. Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher...
5. A cow was kept for viva. A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student:...
6. Bakwaas Status !!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7...
7. Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?...
8. Correct the sentence Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and...
9. The people of Germany Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks,...
10. Sunder lal chadda… Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father...
11. Who is lecturer Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very...
12. Jindgai khubsurat hai Jindgai khubsurat hai sabhi ke liye ho ye jaroori toh nahi, Ek ke dil mein pyaar, aur doosre ke dil...
13. Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina, Dil nahi lagta aap ke bare mein soche bina, Aakhen bhar aati hain...
14. Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain, Gam ke aashuon ko nahi pina hain, Saaraa maikasida pila do yaaro.. Per kisi...
15. Usay pehchan nahi paate Jivan mein harpal aise nahi aate, sab log hamein dil se nahi chahte, aisa ek hi hota hai lekin kambakht...
16. Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi… Doston ko bhul ne walo mein se hum nahi, Sath chod ne walo mein se hum nahi, Ye dosti to...
17. Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service. Hello ! This is our ATD ( Any Time Disturbance ) service. We are the experts in disturbing and irritating...
18. Ye humari national health service hai Ye humari national health service hai. Is main hum aap jaise logon ko adhi raat me utha kar susu karna...
19. SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service SMS doesn’t mean only, short messaging service But it also means, “Some Moments Shared” with loved ones....
20. New Age Student… Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyon nahi karta tu? New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar Saale! Customer se...
21. Teacher to Student… Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi...
22. Yeh student ki pehchan ha Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan...
23. Commerce ka student Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi...
24. A MBA Student to a Sweeper…. A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….       Sweeper proudly:”Mery...
25. question by a student!! Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect...
26. Life of a college student Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend...
27. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
28. Student’s problem Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu...
29. Teacher asks a Computer Student Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein...
30. Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study! 2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!...