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1. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
2. Main nikala gadi le k Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...
3. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
4. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
5. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
6. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
7. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?...
8. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
9. Will you marry me Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse...
10. 1 larki ki shadi… 1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi, wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai, Juda hotay waqt apne lover...
11. Shadi Me BMW Mili He… 1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan:...
12. Tum shadi shuda ho… Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua he Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi...
13. hum shadi shuda hogaye Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye SMS Iss Liye Kar Rahy Han “Zaalimo” “Kahin...
14. Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV:...
15. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
16. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
17. shadi ka maza be umer se hota hy ‘Shadi ka maza b umer se hota hy “Faraz” 18 yrs: Din raat 28yrs: Har raat 38yrs: Jumerat 48yrs: Chand...
18. papa muje b shadi krni hai Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo...
19. Mobile hai? Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni...
20. Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main...
21. apka mobile kis k pas tha? Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne...
22. Aur mobile ko SMS say bhar dae “PHOOL” aisa ho jo bhag ko khushbu say bhar dae, “MUSAFAR” aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar dae, “DOST”...
23. My mobile had an accident My mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA. Admitted in LG hospital, at BENQ avenue, SAMSUNG nagar. Dr. NOKIA says that...
24. Mobile and girlfriend Sir To Santa:What Is The Similarity Between Girl Friend And Mobile? Student:Sir Both Are Disconnected When There Is ‘NO CURRENCY’....
25. Wife & Mobile Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai....
26. Please don’t call me on my mobile Please don’t call me on my mobile, Call me in my heart, I open direct line 4 U in my...
27. New punishment for mobile owners New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer...
28. Mobile pe susu kar deta hay .-””-. ( ‘ ; ‘ )_/ V v _ ) Main nay aik puppy bheja hay Jo log mujay sms...
29. Mobile hai hr larke ki shan… Mobile hai hr larke ki shan, Call kar k larkiyon ko krte hain pareshan MISS BELL or Sms kar k...
30. Mobile wale mein dam hai Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai...