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1. yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND… Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata...
2. Battery Low… Pathan: yar aj muje ajeeb msg aya or mera mobile off hogaya 2nd Pathan: kiya likha tha? pathan: battery low...
3. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
4. ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha...
5. Main nikala gadi le k Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...
6. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
7. Dosti ki azeem misal! pathan ne mobile lia tu doston ne kaha mithai khilaow! pathan bazar gaya! . . . . . . ....
8. Pysy ka masla nhi hy… Sardar: Kal koi myri B.V k purse sy 2000 Ly giya Pathan:Jhut Bolti hy sali,,1500 tha,,, ham ne 2 bar...
9. 1 pathan apne betay k 1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal...
10. Hmare han smester systm chlta hai…. 1 pathan apne Betay k 6 mah bad birthday mna rha tha. Sardar ne pucha khan sahib: Log to sal...
11. Ek pathan ko UFONE main operator ki job mili…. Ek pathan ko UFONE main operator ki job mili Pehle he din us ko maar maar k nikal dia gya...
12. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
13. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
14. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
15. PLZ-TRY-LETTER Girl Pathan se: Jab ap k pas mubil hy aur mary pas b hy to ap ne LETTER q bheja?...
16. Shadi Me BMW Mili He… 1 Pathan: Mujhe Shadi Me BMW Mili He 2 Pathan: Pr Tumhare Pas To Koi Car Nhi He! 1st Pathan:...
17. 1 larki ki shadi… 1 larki ki shadi honay wali thi, wo akhri dafa apne lover se milnay gai, Juda hotay waqt apne lover...
18. Tum shadi shuda ho… Sardar:Tum shadi shuda ho? Pathan: Han, humara aurat say shadi hua he Sardar: Bewakuf to kia mard se b shadi...
19. hum shadi shuda hogaye Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye Hum Apne Mobile Se Khafa Ho Gaye SMS Iss Liye Kar Rahy Han “Zaalimo” “Kahin...
20. Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se: Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka? BV:...
21. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
22. shadi ka maza be umer se hota hy ‘Shadi ka maza b umer se hota hy “Faraz” 18 yrs: Din raat 28yrs: Har raat 38yrs: Jumerat 48yrs: Chand...
23. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
24. papa muje b shadi krni hai Bandar ki beti apny baap se: papa muje b shadi krni hai. Bandaria ka baap: sabar kr beti abi wo...
25. Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Shadi main 1 memon buhat dair tak khata raha, Kise ne pocha bhae kab tak khaty rahogy? Memon: Yaar main...
26. Mobile hai? Ek bacha paida hotay hi nurse say bola: Mobile hai? Nurse: Kya karo gay? Bacha: GOD ko miss call deni...
27. apka mobile kis k pas tha? Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne...
28. Aj Meray Mobile ka Birthday hai….. AJ MERY MOBILE KA BIRTHDAY HAI. AP CHAHAIN TO GIFT KI JAGA ISMAIN 100 Rs. KA BALANCE DALWA SAKTE HO....
29. Aur mobile ko SMS say bhar dae “PHOOL” aisa ho jo bhag ko khushbu say bhar dae, “MUSAFAR” aisa ho jo andheron ko roshan kar dae, “DOST”...
30. Please don’t call me on my mobile Please don’t call me on my mobile, Call me in my heart, I open direct line 4 U in my...