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1. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?...
2. Past tense of think A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of...
3. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
4. Kuch ho gaya hai Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke...
5. Cholestrol free A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai...
6. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
7. Is mein aur colour dikhao 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess...
8. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
9. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
10. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
11. Paise Urrane ki Adat hai… Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna...
12. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
13. Yeh student ki pehchan ha Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan...
14. Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study! 2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!...
15. Dard se khelna sikh gaya hun Dard se khelna sikh gaya hun main, Gaam ko jhelna sikh gaya hun main, Kya bataaun meri zindagi ne kis...
16. Can u answer this question Why we don’t study whole year, and study at the last momet of EXAM time? The answer is. – –...
17. question by a student!! Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect...
18. A chinese question: A chinese pair Mr and Miss Hua, got twins without getting married. What did they name them? Ans: Jo Hua,...
19. Cute Question of a daughter Very Cute question : Asked by a daughter to her father: I feel very Proud and Lucky to have your...
20. Atif Aslam Live In An Exam… Atif Aslam Live In An Exam Kuch Is Tarah… Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay, Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe...
21. Exam hall In the exam hall. Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told...
22. 3 sardar after exam 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Maine bhi!!! 3rd:Shit...
23. Exam at the door Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – –...
24. In the exam hall Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in...
25. Exam ke saath cheat hai Padai ke saath refreshment hai Exam ke saath cheat hai Aur har acchi ladki ke saath Yah to Uska bhai...
26. Exam ke le-e kuch sabh Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath...
27. Girls and boys in Exam 7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge...
28. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakro yaron, Ghadi k kaante bhaage. Ek...
29. Exam ki sari tayyari hogai… Yahoooooooooo……!     Exam ki sari tayyari hogai .. .. Pen .. .. Pencil .. .. Scale .. .. Eraser...
30. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...