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1. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
2. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
3. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
4. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
5. Wife computer on kartay huay boli Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans...
6. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
7. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
8. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
9. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
10. A mother’s work is never done A mother’s work is never done She works from morning until dawn She spreads her love And keeps you warm...
11. Sweet conversation Sardar: Will U marry , after I die. Wife : No I will live with my sister. Wife : Will...
12. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
13. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...
14. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
15. You were right, your wife is better… 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better”...
16. Perfect wife There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife...
17. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
18. Daru is like wife What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru...
19. Begum wife Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain...
20. Wife & Mobile Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai....
21. his wife had missed the bus. a bus full of house wives met an accident and all thy ladies died husband cried for a day or...
22. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
23. meet my wife Tina Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:v were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in...
24. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
25. What is the difference b/w wife & saali??? What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension,...
26. Do you know the full form of WIFE? The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment...
27. What do you call a wife who is sexy… What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER...
28. I kiss my wife everyday. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave...
29. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
30. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...