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1. husband today is sunday Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband:...
2. Exams ke 4 din pehle… Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai, Exams ke...
3. Exams will get postponed What is the height of hope? It is sitting in the examination hall, holding d question paper in hand and...
4. Musibat aane wali hai Question: Wife maike jakar Husband ko roj phone kyon karti hai? – – – – – – – – –...
5. Teri tasweer ban gayi Aankhoun per aansoo ki lakeer ban gayi Kabhi socha na tha aisi taqdeer ban gayi Hum ne to pheri thi...
6. Good news for Karachi University students.. Congratulations! Good news for Karachi University students Exams of University have been postponed upto june To confirm visit site.. www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com...
7. Tum sab se badi bewafa hogi Yeh kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judai hogi, Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi, Hum toh...
8. Kabhi socha na tha Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Dil ko pata tha woh zarur aayegi, Par kabhi socha na tha ki,...
9. dil tuta to ek aawas aayi Dil Tuta to ek aawaj aayi Chir ke dekha to ek chij nikal aayi Socha kya hoga is khali dil...
10. Smart Answers Smart Answers Teacher: Are you chewing gum? Student: No, I’m John Smith… Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight....
11. Kursi nahi hai Husband apni biwi ke office gaya toh usne dekha ke uski biwi boss ki godi mein baithi dictation le rahi...
12. Dil tuta toh ek aawaj aayi Dil tuta toh ek aawaj aayi, Cheer ke dekha toh ek cheekh nikal aayi, Socha kya hoga iss virane dil...
13. Unka pyaar basa tha Jin aankhon mein unka pyaar basa tha, Aaj unhi ke liye baraste dekha hai, Kabhi unke sath har pal guzara...
14. I needed a friend like U I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to be asked,...
15. Bahut kharcha ho gaya Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se...
16. A Student Service Msg… Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle . . . Ghar ki...
17. Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!! Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha...
18. Set up a darkroom – Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light...
19. I bought 3 movie tickets Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why three? Husband:...
20. Horror movie dekha Husband: Raat ko main ne aik horror movie dekha, aik churail kabhi mere agay kabhi peechy or kabhi saath chal...
21. Why do girls close their eyes… Question : Why do girls close their eyes while kissing a guy? Guess… Guess… Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladko ko...
22. Kyon ki saas bi kabhi bahoo thi Question: Bahooo aik gear marad ke sath sari raat ghar se bahar rahi, aur saas ne kuch nahi kaha, Kyon?...
23. Funny movie titles related to students Some movie titles related to students: Exams: Socha na tha Classes: Kabhi kabhi Question papers: Na tum jano na hum...
24. Kabhi Dekha Hai Nabeena Ko Kisi Ka Hath Pakar Kar Kabhi Dekha Hai Nabeena Ko Kisi Ka Hath Pakar Kar Chalty, Mai Nay ”Muhabbat” Mai Us Par Yun Bhrosa Kiya...
25. Difference between horror and beauty… A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck...
26. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. TAJ MAHAL the symbol of love.. but the other lesser known facts : 1) Mumtaz was Shahjahan’s 4th wife out...
27. Kanha kahan sei guzar gaya Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par, kabhi unke dar kabhi darbadar, ghamay aashiqi tera shukriya mai, kanha kahan sei guzar...
28. Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par Kabhi arsh par kabhi farsh par kabhi unke dur kabhi durbadar ghamay aashiqi tera shukriya mai kanha kahan sei guzar...
29. Hum nazuk nazuk dil wale… Hum nazuk nazuk dil wale bus aise hi tu hote hain Kabhi haste hain kabhi rote hain kabhi Dil ma...
30. Pyaar ki had se zyada pyaar kiya Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola...