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1. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
2. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
3. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
4. I Love U sister A sardarji doctor falls in love with a nurse.He writes a love letter to the nurse – I Love U...
5. A sardarji doctor falls in love A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse. He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love...
6. 1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years: 1981 & 2005 – Two Interesting Years: Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married. 2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions...
7. Test nahi one-day karwalo Ek Sardar Ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi. Jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne bola ke inke test honge....
8. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
9. One tourist from U.S.A. One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar, “Any great man born in this village?” Sardar: No sir, only small Babies!!!...
10. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
11. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
12. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
13. Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha Santa “Oye tu aaj Doctor ke paas janewala tha na, kyo nahi gaya? Banta “Nahi yaar aaj tabiyat thodi kharab...
14. What does Sardarji do? – What does Sardarji do when he has one white sheet and wants an extra sheet? – He makes a...
15. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
16. Sardarji is not sleeping Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife these days. Guess why? Because somebody had told him that it is wrong...
17. Shayari by SardarJi Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha. Raste...
18. Sardarji opens his lunch box Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the roadâ?¦.why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to...
19. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
20. Sardarji’s intelligence – How do you measure Sardarji’s intelligence? – Stick a tire pressure gauge in his ear...
21. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
22. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay …. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?     Sardar: Ji...
23. Sardarji & Librarian Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story” Librarian,...
24. Sardarji zebra crossing pe Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe, honge….think… “SALA...
25. Sardarji is trying to commit suicide Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saath wine and chicken bhi leke jata hain. Koi usko...
26. Sardarji sank a man… When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks Sardarji, how far is LAND? Sardar: 2kms…. Man jumps into THE sea &...
27. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
28. Doctor, I have a problem Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’ Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’ Sardarji : ‘I keep...
29. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. Doctor’s prescription 4 u. A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s...
30. Doctor’s prescription 4 u A cute little smile 4 breakfast. More laughs 4 lunch. Lots of happiness for dinner. Doctor’s fee? An sms when...