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1. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
2. Go and water the plants Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take...
3. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
4. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
5. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
6. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
7. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
8. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
9. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
10. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
11. Once A guy …. Once A Guy who recently had a breakup with Her girl friend was asked Have you left your girl friend...
12. OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd...
13. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
14. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
15. Sardar wid Grandson.Late night Shouts Sardar wid Grandson. Late night Shouts, “I need a Girl,I have an Erection!” Gson says,”1st its too Late,2nd u r...
16. Never stop sharing and helping others… No candle loses its light While lighting another candle So Never stop sharing and helping others Because It makes your...
17. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
18. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
19. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
20. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
21. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
22. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
23. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
24. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art...
25. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
26. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
27. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
28. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...
29. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
30. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...