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1. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
2. Sardar joined new job… Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what...
3. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
4. Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey… Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck...
5. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
6. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
7. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
8. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
9. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
10. OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd...
11. Once A guy …. Once A Guy who recently had a breakup with Her girl friend was asked Have you left your girl friend...
12. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
13. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
14. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
15. 4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL 4 MEN IN A PRISON CELL, A RAPIST A MURDERER A PSYCO &GAY. RAPIST SAYS, “IF THERE WAS A CAT...
16. Two guls are talking to each other Two guls are talking to each other: HEY I GOT MARRIED! OH,THATS GOOD! NO DATS BAD ,HE’S UGLY! OH DATS...
17. Talking about oxygen Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u,...
18. Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Not all angels have wings some have cell phones too. Thats why your angel is txting you right now greeting...
19. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
20. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
21. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
22. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
23. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
24. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
25. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
26. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...
27. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
28. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
29. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art...
30. Sardar was writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to...