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1. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
2. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
3. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
4. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
5. Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey… Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck...
6. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
7. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
8. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
9. Sardar watching star TV Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise...
10. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
11. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
12. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
13. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
14. Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
15. Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi”...
16. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
17. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
18. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
19. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
20. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
21. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
22. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
23. Sardar was helping his son… Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?...
24. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
25. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
26. Sardar joined new job… Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what...
27. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...
28. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
29. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
30. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...