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1. Ek sardar exam dene gaya to … Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.   Guess karo kyun le kar...
2. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
3. Kyun tor diya dil hamara Kyun tor diya dil hamara? Kyun itne sapne dikhaae? Kyun piyar se paas bulaya? Kyun dil mein hamein basaya? Kyun...
4. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
5. Zindagi be-wafa kyun hoti hai? Zindagi be-wafa kyun hoti hai? Mohbat ki saza kyun hoti hai? Choti si baat pe baha dete hain khon Insan...
6. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
7. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
8. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
9. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
10. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
11. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
12. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
13. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
14. kyun yaad tum itna aate ho..? Kyun yaad tum itna aate ho…? Kyun hum ko tum tarpaate ho…? Gum sum gum sum hain aaj sahar se...
15. Mohabbat kyun hoti hai. Yeh raat itni tanha kyun hoti hai, Kismat se apni sabko sikayat kyun hoti hai, Ajeeb khel khelti hai yeh...
16. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
17. Zindagi ne mara hai Mein deewana hoon Mujhe dil lagi ne mara hai Mout ne chhod diya Zindagi ne mara hai...
18. Dhakka kisne mara Jindagi muskilo aur toofano se bhari hai Agar thokar khayiye to himmat mat hariye Phir se khAde ho jaeye aur…...
19. Yado me mara gaya Kasti gayi kinara gaya, Iss tute dil ka sahara gaya. Koi agar aake puche ki “Farhad” kaha gaya, To kahena...
20. Haste logo ko rulati hai Mohabbat woh hai jo satati hai, Nazuk se dil ko tadpati hai, Karna na kabhi tum mohabbat kisi se, Kambkt...
21. MERE chaman k udas logo… MERE chaman k udas logo,na khud ko itna haqeer samJho, K koi tum se hisab mange, khwahishon ki kitab mange....
22. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj...
23. Logo ko aksar kehte suna Logo ko aksar kehte suna: “Zinda rahe toh phir milenge”. Magar aap se mil ke isha mehsoos kiya hai ki,...
24. suno logo mein eid nahin manaon ga Har baar ki tarah is bar bhi ansu bahaon ga, Suno logo, mein eid nahin manaoon ga, Sahu’on ga gham...
25. Zindgi me 2 logo ka bohat khyal rakhen… Zindgi me 2 logo ka bohat khyal rakhen… 1. Wo jinho ne ap ki jeet k liey sab kuch hara...
26. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?...
27. Agar aapko garam hua toh? Aadmin : Aacha sardarji ek baat bataiye agar aapko garam hua toh aap kya karoge. Saradar ji : Oye! wery...
28. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
29. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
30. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...