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1. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
2. Go and water the plants Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar : So what? Take...
3. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
4. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
5. I have one more 2 Sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes...
6. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
7. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
8. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
9. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
10. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
11. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
12. OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd...
13. Once A guy …. Once A Guy who recently had a breakup with Her girl friend was asked Have you left your girl friend...
14. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
15. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
16. BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTINE : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BILL GATES : Brilliant mind! ME : Master...
17. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
18. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
19. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
20. Sardar joined new job… Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what...
21. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...
22. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
23. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
24. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art...
25. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
26. Sardar was helping his son… Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?...
27. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
28. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
29. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
30. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...