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1. Tere ishq mein doob gaye Doobne ka maza kuch aur hai, Koi sharab mein, Koi paise mein, Toh koi duniya mein doob gaye, lekin hum...
2. Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar Hatho mein hoti hai lakire hazaar, Kisi mein gum to kisi mein khusiyo ki bahar, Na jaane wo kaun si...
3. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
4. jaane kahaan se gham fizaaon mein aa gaya Jaane Kahaan Se Gham Fizaaon Mein Aa Gaya, Udkar Kahaan Se Dard Hawaaon Mein Aa Gaya, Shab-E-Vasl Pe Aalam Hai...
5. Kaun jaane kab tumhari zindagi mein koi aur aa jayega Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega, Pal 2 pal mein safar kat jayega Abhi waqt hai 2 baatein kar lo, Kaun...
6. Mere naseeb mein tera pyaar nahi Khijaa ke phool pe, Aate kabhi bahaar nahi, Mere nasib mein ae dost teraa pyaar nahi, Mere naseeb mein ae...
7. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
8. Apni aankhon ke samunder mein uttar jane de Apni aankhon ke samunder mein uttar jane de, Tera mujrim hoon mujhe doob ke mar jane de, Zakham kitne teri...
9. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
10. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
11. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil dooba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhoodna duniya ki bhid mein,...
12. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid mein,...
13. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil doba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhodna duniya ki bhid mein,...
14. Uss ajnabi mein kya hai Uss ajnabi mein yeh kaisi kashish hai, Ke hum un ke paas kihche chale jate hai, Uski aankon mein yeh...
15. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
16. Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara...
17. Koi aur colour dikha. A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag....
18. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye...
19. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
20. The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says … The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says “KEEP GOING” So, Independence Day to all Pakistanis...
21. Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? A-21 B-48 C-65 D-84 Dekhte...
22. Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain....
23. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
24. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
25. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny...
26. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
27. Guzarish hy k raat mein Meri ap sab se guzarish hy k RAAT mein Good Night k msgs bhejne k bajaye . . . ....
28. Fizao mein tum ho Fizao mein tum ho, Hawao mein tum ho, Baharo mein tum ho, Dhop mein tum ho, Chhaon mein tum ho,...
29. Khaane mein kya hai? Pati-Patni mein ladai ho gayi. Pati ghar se chala gaya. Raat ko phone karta hai. Pati: Khaane mein kya hai??...
30. main us mein kho gya ho Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko Yehi Kashmakash Musalsal Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mein Ya Main Us Mein Kho Gya...