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1. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
2. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
3. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
4. Dil mein dharkan ki tarah basana mujh ko Kachi deewar hoon thokar na lagana mujh ko Apni nazron mein basa kar na girana mujh ko Tum ko aankho...
5. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
6. Sardar talking on cell Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar...
7. Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass aayina hi bani rahi Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass aayina hi bani rahi Kabhi tum na samnay aa sakay, kabhi mujh pay...
8. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
9. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid mein,...
10. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil dooba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhoodna duniya ki bhid mein,...
11. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil doba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhodna duniya ki bhid mein,...
12. Uss ajnabi mein kya hai Uss ajnabi mein yeh kaisi kashish hai, Ke hum un ke paas kihche chale jate hai, Uski aankon mein yeh...
13. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
14. Tere ishq mein doob gaye Doobne ka maza kuch aur hai, Koi sharab mein, Koi paise mein, Toh koi duniya mein doob gaye, lekin hum...
15. suno logo mein eid nahin manaon ga Har baar ki tarah is bar bhi ansu bahaon ga, Suno logo, mein eid nahin manaoon ga, Sahu’on ga gham...
16. Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara...
17. Koi aur colour dikha. A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag....
18. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
19. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye...
20. The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says … The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says “KEEP GOING” So, Independence Day to all Pakistanis...
21. Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? A-21 B-48 C-65 D-84 Dekhte...
22. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
23. Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain....
24. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
25. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny...
26. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
27. Aaj bhi ek sawal hai iss dil mein Aaj bhi ek sawal hai iss dil mein, Pyaar ka gam beshumar hai iss dil mein, Kuch keh nahi pata...
28. Naseeb mein likha hai Nazar chahti hai didaar karna, dil chahta hai pyaar karna, kya batayein is dil ka aalam, naseeb mein likha hai...
29. Pyari si morning mein, Pyari si morning mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaon mein, sabse pyare insaan...
30. Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha , Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha , Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha,...