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1. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
2. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
3. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
4. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
5. Uss ajnabi mein kya hai Uss ajnabi mein yeh kaisi kashish hai, Ke hum un ke paas kihche chale jate hai, Uski aankon mein yeh...
6. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil doba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhodna duniya ki bhid mein,...
7. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil dooba hai ghamo ki gehrai mein, Hume mat dhoodna duniya ki bhid mein,...
8. Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, Dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai mein, Hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid mein,...
9. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
10. Tere ishq mein doob gaye Doobne ka maza kuch aur hai, Koi sharab mein, Koi paise mein, Toh koi duniya mein doob gaye, lekin hum...
11. suno logo mein eid nahin manaon ga Har baar ki tarah is bar bhi ansu bahaon ga, Suno logo, mein eid nahin manaoon ga, Sahu’on ga gham...
12. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
13. Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum Fiza mein mehekti ek shaam ho tum, Pyaar mein chalakta jam ho tum. Seene mein chupaye phirte hai hum yaad...
14. Aap hamare dil mein base ho Aap hamare dil mein base ho Aap hamare dil mein base ho Thoda side mein ho jao Blood wali pipe...
15. Pal Mein Izhaar-e-Muhabat Se Muker Jate Ho, Tum Mohabbat bhi Maosam Ki Tarha Nibhate Ho, Kabhi baraste Ho Kabhi ek boond Ko Tarsate Ho, Pal Mein Kehte...
16. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
17. Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara...
18. Koi aur colour dikha. A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag....
19. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye...
20. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
21. The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says … The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says “KEEP GOING” So, Independence Day to all Pakistanis...
22. Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? A-21 B-48 C-65 D-84 Dekhte...
23. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
24. Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain....
25. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
26. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny...
27. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
28. Guzarish hy k raat mein Meri ap sab se guzarish hy k RAAT mein Good Night k msgs bhejne k bajaye . . . ....
29. Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha , Ye jo shafaaf sa ik aks us jheel mein tha , Koi chehra tha magar chaand ki tamseel mein tha,...
30. main us mein kho gya ho Uljha Rahi Hai Mujh Ko Yehi Kashmakash Musalsal Wo Aa Basa Hai Mujh Mein Ya Main Us Mein Kho Gya...