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1. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
2. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
3. Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein, Aur mita dete hain, Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar, Hamein to...
4. Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain Mujhe tukdo mein nahi jina hain, Gam ke aashuon ko nahi pina hain, Saaraa maikasida pila do yaaro.. Per kisi...
5. main tumhain 2016 mein khona nai chahta Hm mein se hr ek ki zindgi mein ye waqt aata hai jb hm jan jatay hain k, kon hmari...
6. Salaam karte hain mehfil mein Salaam karte hain mehfil mein woh nazarein jhukake, Hum bhi hain ke unhi ko hain nishaana banaye, Jo khushi bayaan...
7. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
8. Kuch hi dino mein raakhi ka tyoohar hai Apki charcha har gali mein, Apke liye pyar har ladki ke dil mein, Ye koi chamthkar nahin, Aapki khush-qismat hain,...
9. tune ye phul jo zulfon mein laga rakha hai tune ye phul jo zulfon mein laga rakha hai ik diya hai jo andheron mein jala rakha hai jit le...
10. koun si cheez dil ke bas mein nahi Koun Si Cheez Dil Ke Bas Mein Nahi Dil Magar Apni Dastaras Mein Nahi Kab Se Aankhain Talaash Karti Hain...
11. Pal Mein Izhaar-e-Muhabat Se Muker Jate Ho, Tum Mohabbat bhi Maosam Ki Tarha Nibhate Ho, Kabhi baraste Ho Kabhi ek boond Ko Tarsate Ho, Pal Mein Kehte...
12. God sapne mein aaya Kal raat God sapne mein aaya, Main ne batayien ki aap mere dost hein. God hase aur bole, Ye tumare...
13. kuch rishay anjany mein hi ho jatay hain Kuch rishtay anjanay mein hi ho jatay hain, Pehle dil phir zindagi say jur jatay hain, Kehtay hain us daur...
14. sajde dil mein tarane bahutt hain Sajde Dil Mein Tarane Bahutt Hain Zindagi Jine Ke Bahane Bahutt Hain Aap Sadaa Muskurate Rahiyaa Aap Ke Muskhurahat Ke...
15. Mobile wale mein dam hai Hum hum hain, tum tum ho Na hum kam hain Na tum kam ho To kis bat ka gam hai...
16. Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass aayina hi bani rahi Main tumharay aks ki aarzoo mein bass aayina hi bani rahi Kabhi tum na samnay aa sakay, kabhi mujh pay...
17. Tumhari yaad mein… Bari tabdeeliyan laaye hain apnay aap mein laikin, Tumhari yaad mein rehny ki aadat ab bhi baqi hay…...
18. Kuch ankhon mein bhi sailaab hote hain Ishq bhi kuch adaab hote hain Jaagti ankhon mein bhi hkwaab hote hein Har koye roye ye zaroori nahi Kuch...
19. Aankhon mein shrafat Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko,...
20. Hum har gaye, chalo ab dikhao Aik bus mein girls ki team aur boys ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye. Girls : Hum tumhe hara...
21. Koi aur colour dikha. A pathan went to a shop to buy a pakistani flag on 14th august. The salesman gave him a flag....
22. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye...
23. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
24. The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says … The Green colour of Pakistani Flag Says “KEEP GOING” So, Independence Day to all Pakistanis...
25. Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? Quaid-e-Azam k Matric mein Pakistan Studies mein kitne marks aaye thay . . . ? A-21 B-48 C-65 D-84 Dekhte...
26. Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar Jo dil mein dard de use dildaar kehte hain Aur jo sar mein dard de use sardar kehte hain....
27. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
28. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
29. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny...
30. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...