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1. Behind every successful man… Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting...
2. Papa hi utarte hain Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar...
3. Make a best selling Teacher : What should be there in a book to make it best selling? Student : A girl on the...
4. In an interview A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp...
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6. Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher...
7. Teacher to Student… Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi...
8. Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?...
9. Bakwaas Status !!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7...
10. The people of Germany Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks,...
11. Before and after marriage Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave?...
12. Boy and girl of class 2 asked… Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied” NO Never!!” Boy...
13. can kids of our age have kids Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”...
14. Sunder lal chadda… Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father...
15. Earth may stop rotating Earth may stop rotating Birds may stop flying Candles may stop melting Fishes may stop swimming Heart may stop breathing...
16. Who is lecturer Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very...
17. Lecturing on population A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A...
18. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa:...
19. question by a student!! Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect...
20. I Finally got my past, Present and FUTURE tenses CORRECT today ” I   LOVED    YOU” ”i   love...
21. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
22. A cow was kept for viva. A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student:...
23. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
24. Valuable Diamond Never Decide about a Person By His Past Status . . Because . . Time Has Great Power To Change...
25. Failure is not the real end Full stop is not a real end, Because we can form a sentence after that. Like that in life, Failure...
26. If you learn to translate If you learn to translate Every event of Ur life into positive one, You will stop being prisoner of Ur...
27. A Fantastic Sentence … A Fantastic Sentence written on every Japanees Bus Stop.. . “Only Buses Will Stop Here, not your Time.. So Keep...
28. Correct the sentence Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and...
29. The most valuable sentence for life… Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start...
30. Punjabi exclamatory sentence. English teacher: “One cute and young girl walking in the road ” change this into a punjabi exclamatory sentence..! Student...