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1. Banta to his new bride “Darling,” said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, “Now that we are married, do you think you will be able...
2. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai....
3. Chaalu khaata Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta:...
4. Singer toh mar gaya Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh...
5. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999...
6. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?...
7. Janwar ki aulad Banta to son: Oye ghabra na tu sher da puttar hai. Son: Jip papa class mein teacher bhi yehi bolti...
8. Naag do not punch me Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So...
9. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
10. Ye hai all india radio Sardar went to a radio shop and started shouting Kamino mai ne philip ka radio manga tha Ise chalu karne...
11. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa:...
12. Chatri mein hole Santa ki chatri mein hole tha, Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu? Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh...
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14. then tell what Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?...
15. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!...
16. Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not...
17. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
18. Wo udash ho gaya Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20...
19. Will you marry me Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse...
20. Take a wild guess Santa said something in Banta’s ear, and Banta died. Take a wild guess, what did he say…? !!!…”Dhishkiyaon”…!!!...
21. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa...
22. Jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar1: Yaar jaldi pee warna coffee thandi hojaye gi Sardar2: To kya hua Sardar1: Bewkuf menu nahi padha Hot coffee...
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24. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
25. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st:...
26. Sagar banta hai Sagar banta hai boond se, Baag kilte hai phool se, Aasman sajta hai sitaron se, Dosti banti hai hum se....
27. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
28. Banta: U cheated me… Banta: U cheated me… Shopkeeper: No , I sold a good radio to u. Banta: Radio label shows Made in...
29. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na...
30. Main sadhu kyun banta? Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to...