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1. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
2. Boy and girl of class 2 asked… Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied” NO Never!!” Boy...
3. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
4. when a girl accepts your friend request When a Girl Accepts Your Friend Request it means she accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”.. When a Girl sends...
5. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
6. No word is as beautiful as friend No word is as beautiful as friend, No friend is as wonderful as u, A friend is sweet when it...
7. Grammar teacher to Sardar… Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . ....
8. When A Girl on facebook When A Girl Accepts Your Friend Request It Means She Accepted Your “Friendship” Not Your “Proposal”, When A Girl Sends...
9. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
10. OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend OncE A Guy wHo recenTLy hAd a brEaKoff with Her giRL friend was aSkEd ….HAv U leFt uR girL frieNd...
11. Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey… Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck...
12. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
13. A girl on the cover Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Pappu: A girl on the cover and no...
14. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
15. Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair The Only Thing I Remember Is The...
16. Beautiful things happen to beautiful people… Beautiful things happen to beautiful people with beautiful hearts I pray every day God adds more beauty to Ur beautiful...
17. Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind Beautiful thoughts in beautiful mind, Give beautiful dreams in beautiful eyes, So enjoy these beautiful night in beautiful dreams, In...
18. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
19. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
20. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
21. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
22. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
23. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...
24. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
25. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
26. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
27. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
28. Sardar was writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to...
29. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art ? Art...
30. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...