Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?
Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open!
Friends are angels,
That come from above sent by god,
For me to love,
So when you are lonely sad and blue,
Remember I’ll be there for you.
Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi,
Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi nahi.
For thy lord
Your God had made it possible for u
To see the month of December!
So shall all impossibility in your will be possible!
Wishing u merry x-mas!!
Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless,
But a few moments spent with someone who really loves U,
Means more than a life itself!
Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon mein hai,
pyar hi pyar hi bikhra in fizao mein hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye,
ab to aapke msg ka intezaar niaghon mein hai.
Pani khojda beer bhetiyos,
Dhara kholda wine bagos,
Chicken khanda, sanpro paros,
Mutton khanda, hyakula bhetos,
Yehi nai “Dashain” ko shuvakamana.
Marriage is a three ring circus,
It is the engagement ring,
Wedding ring and suffering.
Love is for life,
Life is not for love,
Lover may fail in life,
Life should never fail in love,
So don’t spoil life in love,
But don’t forget to love in life.
Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai.
Donoo he naey achay lagty hai.
Donoo ko charge karna parta hai.
Na raasta sujhayi deta hai
Na manzil dikhayi deti hai
Na lafz zubaan per aate hain
Na dharkan sunayi deti hai
Ek ajeeb si kaifiyat ne
Aan ghera hai mujhe
Ke har surat main
Teri surat dikhayi deti hai
Friends r not a game 2 play,
Friends r not just a word 2 say,
Friends do not start in March & end in May,
Friends mean 2morrow,yesterday,today & everyday.
Sab se smart kaun?
– TUM
Sab se strong kaun?
– TUM
In sab mein tum se zyaada kaun?
– HUM
Lekin duniya mein, sab se achha dost kaun?
– HUM TUM