Sub Dost Bewafa Ho Gaye Hum Apne Mobile
Se Khafa Ho Gaye SMS Iss Liye Kar Rahy Han
“Zaalimo” “Kahin Tum Ye Na Samjho
k Hum Shadi Shuda Hogaye…!
Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss.
Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone,
i only use my work fone..
Mum said-Me too,
I hardly ever use this fone..
Son said-I use my office mobile,
I never use the home fone..
All of them are shocked and
together look at the maid,
Who is patiently listening to them…
So we all use our work fones…
Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai.
Ladki : Kali si surat, hatho mein kitli, door khada chillaye, chai chai.
“!!..Sirf Waqat Hi Ghuzarna Tha To Kisi Aur ko Apna Lety….!!
Tumhein Bataya Tha Hum Payar Karte Hain Ibadat Ki Tarha….!!!”
Zakhm dil ka kise dikhyen hum
Dosti kiski aazmayen hum
Zabt kARNe ki dal lain aadat
Ghar ki deewar kya uthayen hum
Maslahat ka yahi takaza hai
Jo wo kahte hain maan jaayen hum
Berukhi humse ho nahi saktee
Bhool jayen teri khatayen hum
lab pe rakh kar hansi dikhawe ki
Dard-e-dil kab talak chupayen hum
Tod dete hain ghar ke log ise
Khwab palkon pe kya sajayen hum.
After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “you
Know, i was a fool when i married you.”
The husband replied, “yes, dear, but i was in love
And didn’t notice.”