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1. Tu kitna pada hai? MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who...
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3. CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot … CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin...
4. A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Peach is Peach, A Plum is Plum A Kiss isn’t a Kiss without some tongue So Open your mouth,...
5. Ab tak 56 Name:Don Bapu:Gangster Bhai:Munna Bhai Add:36 china Town Guru:Bluff Master Dushman: Sarkar Khoon: Ab tak 56 Sms bhejo warna 57!!...
6. ‘Kiss day’ ko valentine day kahete hai Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete...
7. FREE Hindi Munna bhai SMS collection contains best hindi munna bhai sms in urdu and hindi and so on...
8. Life Starts INTENSE Life Starts INTENSE But Ends With SILENCE Love Starts With FEAR But Ends With TEARS And Friendship Starts HOWEVER Will...
9. Life becomes romentic Life Bec0mes R0mantic When Eyes Start Looking At S0me 1 Silently .. . …But . …Life Becomes M0re R0mantic When...
10. Bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuite: simple he na bhai,...
11. kaisy pata chaly ga bakra hai k bakri Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chly ga bakra hai k bakri? Circuit : simple bhai pathar maar kr dakh...
12. Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya Zardari MILK SHOP per gaya   Zardari= Bhai 1 kilo Doodh dena kuttay k liye     Doodh wala= Yaheen...
13. One heart cares for you I have a pair of eyes but cannot see you everyday. I have a pair of ears but cannot hear...
14. Impact of Movies Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!...
15. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji … Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi...
16. Kutte puch kyu hilate hai Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab...
17. 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Doctor: AP k 3 Dant kaisy toot gai Patient: Ji Wo BV nay Karak Roti banai thi Doctor: Tu Ap...
18. to my darling to my darling XXX You kissed my lips and I felt a flutter in my heart, You touched my hand...
19. I loose my temper Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress. I keep losing my temper with people....
20. PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu…...
21. Bush aur laloo kya karte hai? Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me...
22. Qurani surton ki khasosiyat Qurani surton ki khasosiyat Sur-e-Fatiha Allah k azab sy bchati hy Sur-e-Yaseen qayamat k din pyas sy bchati hy Sur-e-Waqia...
23. Weight kitna hai Dr: Apka weight kitna hai? Patient: Chashme ke sath 75 kgs. Dr: Aur bina chashme ke? Patient: Woh bina chasme...
24. Keep smiling Smile is the Electricity & Life is a Battery. Whenever U Smile the Battery gets charged & a Beautiful Day...
25. Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai Aur...
26. Mujhe Jeena Us Ne Sikha Diya Mai Nahi H0n Apne Waj0od Mai Mujhe Jane Kis Ne Chura Liya, Mere Saath Rehta Hai W0 Har Qadam, K0i...
27. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakro yaron, Ghadi k kaante bhaage. Ek...
28. Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani. Aap Ki Kahani Hmari Zubani. Aap k Pass Dimagh hai Chalta Nahi, Aap Smart ha pr Koi Maanta Nahi, Aap...
29. as per research As per research A man speaks 25,000 words daily & A woman speaks 30,000 Problem starts when husband comes home...
30. Mausam ßadal gaye Zamanay ßadal gaye.. Mausam ßadal gaye Zamanay ßadal gaye. Lamhon mein Dost ßarson Puranay ßadal gaye. Din ßhar rahe jo Meri Mohaßßat ki...