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1. look a thief Santa: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I made. Banta: Whom should I...
2. I kiss my wife everyday. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave...
3. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
4. i want you Kiss On The Forehead ->”Forever you Will Be Mine” Kiss On The Ear ->”I’m romantic” Kiss On The Cheek ->”We’re...
5. Ulte latka do Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar...
6. I press the bell but no one comes out A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies:...
7. Before and after marriage Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave?...
8. Will you marry me Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi? Girl: Tameez se baat karo. Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse...
9. Wo udash ho gaya Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20...
10. A man went to the Police Station A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the...
11. Khusra police interview k liye gya… Khusra police interview k liye gya. Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy. Khusra, taali mar k, haye...
12. A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. A thief entered into home of a Police Inspector in night. Wife: Get up, there is a thief in our...
13. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa...
14. A lady delivered twins A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly, one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible? Bcoz her...
15. in a party a lady wanted In a party a lady wanted to go to toilet so she inquired with a sardar papaji susu karne ki...
16. An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat… An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Driver asked: Why u giving me...
17. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay …. Lady doctor: Tum roz subah clinic k bahar kharay ho ker aurton ko kyon ghorty ho?     Sardar: Ji...
18. A kiss is something A kiss is something you cannot give without taking and cannot take without giving....
19. What is a kiss??? What is a kiss??? In view of……….. (1)Geometry… “KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!” (2)Economics… “KISS IS THAT...
20. the boy for a kiss True Love Is When A Boy Ask The Girl For A ‘Kiss’ And The Girl Simply Close Her Eyes And...
21. The only really kind of kiss A kiss blown is a kiss wasted, The only really kind of kiss is a kiss tasted....
22. Hottest kiss People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS...
23. dont miss a kiss Kiss is fly from lips, Lips is wet also kiss, Dont miss a kiss it is a valve of this,...
24. ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa...
25. A kiss is just a kiss A kiss is just a kiss, Till U find the one U love, A hug is just a hug, Till...
26. Every kiss Every look…… Every Kiss,,,,, Every touch,,,, I fall in ”LOVE”’ with you All over again...
27. Never ask for a kiss Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u luv...
28. What is a kiss? Q: What is a kiss? A: Very simple, its an enquiry at the top floor about the vacancy in the...
29. the way You look at me when i kiss your lips The way you look at me when I kiss your lips The way you tickle me just to hear me...
30. kiss is not like Nokia Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange...