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1. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
2. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
3. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
4. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
5. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
6. 3 sardar after exam 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Maine bhi!!! 3rd:Shit...
7. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
8. Sardar joined new job… Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what...
9. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
10. Bakwaas Status !!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7...
11. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
12. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
13. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
14. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
15. Papa hi utarte hain Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar...
16. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
17. Teacher and Tommy Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Tommy: A girl on the cover and no...
18. Teacher to Student… Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi...
19. maths teacher to santa Maths Teacher To Santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Other Pocket, What would u think...
20. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
21. Life is more strict than a teacher Life is more strict than a teacher A teacher teaches a lesson & takes an exam. . . But life...
22. Teacher asks a Computer Student Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein...
23. Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar… Ek hindi ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein … Teacher ko gussa aya teacher...
24. Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt ….. Thousand words of a teacher does not hurt ….. But the silence of a frnd in the examination hall brings...
25. A grade 5 teacher asked her students… A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My name is Dan When I...
26. larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ? teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo...
27. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
28. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
29. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
30. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish…. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna...