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1. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
2. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
3. A for… Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di....
4. I dont know full… Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that...
5. Why are you late Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went...
6. Baap ka naam Sardar 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha… Baap ne puchha “kya kar rahe ho?” Sardar :...
7. Grammar teacher to Sardar… Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . ....
8. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
9. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
10. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
11. Milk sleeping in the night… Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , ,...
12. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi...
13. Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai? Husband: Google !!! Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai? Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100...
14. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
15. Bewafa sanam Kaliyon ke khusboo mein tumhare saanso ko dhoond rahein hai, Barsat ke boondo ko sagar mein dhoond rahein hai, Kuch...
16. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
17. Raate gumnaam hoti hai Raate gumnaam hoti hai, Din kisi ke naam hota hai, Hum zindgi kuch is tarah gujarte hai, Ki har lamha...
18. Lecturing on population A Teacher lecturing on population – In India after every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A...
19. Agar piche se aaye… Teacher: Agar chor piche ke darwaje se aaye then what to do? Sardar: Just dial 001, police bhi peche se...
20. Yeh Sach Hai Uss Se Ishq Hai Mujhe Yeh Sach Hai Uss Se Ishq Hai Mujhe.   Ussay Paa Kr Ehsaas-E-Wafa Hota Hai.   Itna Socha Hai Main...
21. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
22. How do you recognize? – How do you recognize a Sardar in School? – He is the one who erases the notes from the...
23. Qurani surton ki khasosiyat Qurani surton ki khasosiyat Sur-e-Fatiha Allah k azab sy bchati hy Sur-e-Yaseen qayamat k din pyas sy bchati hy Sur-e-Waqia...
24. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
25. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
26. Dosti naam hai… Dosti naam hai saath daine ka, Dosti naam hai insaniat ka, Dosti naam hai qhuloos ka, Dosti naam hai khushiyan...
27. kitab-e-Hasti k sarr-e- warq pe jo….. ‘Kitab-E-Hasti’ K ‘Sarr-E-Warq’ Pe Jo “Naam-E-AHMAD” Raqam Na Hota ‘Wajood-E-Hasti’ Ubhar Na Sakti, “Wajood-E-Loh-O-Qalam” Na Hota.. Zameen Na Hoti Falak...
28. 3 sardar after exam 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Maine bhi!!! 3rd:Shit...
29. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
30. Technology has its limitations… Technology has its limitations. Google may be the most powerful search engine but it cant search my chappal I lost...