Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha
Are u relaxing?
SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Ye keh k wo utha aur apnay se kuch door letay huay Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
ANGREZ: Yes, I am relaxing.
SARDAR thappar mar k bola: “aby tu idher laita hua hai aur wahan tujhe sub log dhond rahe hain”
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