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1. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
2. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
3. Sardar joined new job… Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what...
4. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
5. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
6. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
7. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
8. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
9. Grammar teacher to Sardar… Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . ....
10. mere lips pe ‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar....
11. mere lips pe ‘Girl: doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai. Doctor: KISS kitni bar karti ho? Girl: saal mein 1, 2 bar....
12. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
13. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
14. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
15. Koyi aankhoun se bat kar leta hai Koyi aankhoun se bat kar leta hai Koyi aankhoun mein mulaqat kar leta hai Bara mushkil hota hai jawab dena...
16. Main hans k jhel leta hoon Main Hans K Jhel Leta Hoon Judai Ki Sabhi Rasmein Gale Jab Uske Lagta Hoon To Aankhen Bheeg Jaati Hain..!!...
17. khawab palkon pe mein sajaa leta Khawab palkon pe mein sajaa leta, Tujh ko seeney se mein laga leta, Apne dil mein tujhe basaa leta, Meri...
18. ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai Ek bacha boy girl ko kiss karte hue dekh leta hai. Bacha: mujhe bhi karne do Warna main apke papa...
19. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
20. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish…. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna...
21. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
22. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
23. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
24. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
25. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
26. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
27. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
28. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
29. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
30. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...