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1. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
2. kuch ajeeb faslon ka janam ho raha hai Kuch ajeeb faslon ka janam ho raha hai, Naseeb mera jaag kar bhi soo raha hai, Kaise keh doon tuta...
3. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
4. suno logo mein eid nahin manaon ga Har baar ki tarah is bar bhi ansu bahaon ga, Suno logo, mein eid nahin manaoon ga, Sahu’on ga gham...
5. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
6. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
7. woh hijar to deta hai judai nahi deta Woh hijar to deta hai judai nahin deta, Kya tarfa tamasha hai bhujai nahin deta, Mehsoos to hota hai rag-e-jan...
8. Usko bhula sakta nahi Dard itna hai k seh main sakta nahin Dil to kehta hai k kehdoon magar keh sakta nahin Us ko...
9. Dil sukun pata nahi Unki yaadon ki kasak iss dil se kyun jaati nahi Dil sukun pata nahi hai neend bhi aati nahi Muskura...
10. Mera connection time out ho gaya Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file...
11. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi...
12. Dil tadap raha hai Aap se milne ka maan kar raha hai, Maan ko samjaya to dil tadap raha hai, Dil ko bataya to...
13. Waqt guzar raha tha Waqt guzar raha tha, par saanse thami si thi, Muskura rahe they hum, aankho mein nami si thi, Saath mere...
14. Aaj phir tumhe koi yaad kar raha hai Is sham ki tanhai se, Dard ki gehrai se, Ye dil kuchh baat kar raha hai, Zara samjho in fizaon...
15. Intezaar kar raha hai koi Intezaar kar raha hai koi, Dard se guzar raha hai koi, Tum se door rehkar bahut, Khud se bhikhar raha...
16. Mein to iss aas per jee raha Zindagi ae zindagi humein Tum se koyi tamanna kab hai Mein to iss aas per jee raha Hoon ke marna...
17. Meri kyo dho raha hai Sonu n monu doing potty in jungle… Suddenly lion comes ! Monu – Abe tu dar raha hai? Sonu –...
18. Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Main kal bazaar ja raha tha Ke meri chappal toot gai Ab chappal to “moochi” seeta hai “Seeta” to “darzi”...
19. Larki Se Touch ho raha tha 1 Pathan Bhri Bus Mein 1 Larki Se Touch ho raha tha. Larki: “Excuse Me! Aap Acha Nahi Kar Rahey.”...
20. 1 bacha bohat der se ro raha tha 1 Bacha bohat der se ro raha tha Maa ne pocha Mere laal ko kya chahiye? Toffee Bhishkit Ya Milk?...
21. Aftaari Bhej Raha hon. .–,!””””””””””””! / – ,! AFTAARI ! “-O-’”””‘”””O’O”” . . . Pura Truck Bhar k Aftaari Bhej Raha hon. . Ab...
22. December guzr raha hay November guzr chuka hai, December guzr raha hai, Aj (29) ho chuki hai, Umeed kho chuki hai, Tak tak k...
23. Oye hans kyun raha hai? Titanic K Sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha, aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha, dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai? Sheikh:...
24. dil mein basa raha Dil mein basa raha, kabhi aankhon se beh gaya Aey dard-e-yaar tere thikanay ajeeb hain....
25. Ghar pe raha karo Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa:...
26. Padh raha hai SMS hamara Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai...
27. dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai dekho eik couple sex kar raha hai ah oh dheere ah mar gayi ah oh ahah chal ab bas kar...
28. Old year sabse ho raha hai dur Old year sabse ho raha hai dur, Kya kare yahe hai kudrat ka dastor, Purane yaadein sochkar udas na ho...
29. Hamesa hasti raha karo RAat aur din bus tumhari yaad aati hai, Jab tum hasti ho toh kali kheel jati hai, Jab tum roti...
30. Abhi bandar SMS padh raha ha Beta bola, “Papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai”. Papa bole, “Nahi bete, abhi nahi”. “Papa kyon ?” “Bete abhi bandar...