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1. Dua sms messages collection contains dua messages in all languages like Hindi Dua SMS, Urdu Dua SMS, and lastly English...
2. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
3. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
4. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
5. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
6. Milk sleeping in the night… Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , ,...
7. Impossible Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida...
8. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car… 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while...
9. Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary. Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.   Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani...
10. I dont know full… Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that...
11. when i am sick Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my...
12. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
13. Try this… Try this….   Go to “Write Messages” in your mobile sms editor… Activate T9 english dictionary… Then hide your screen...
14. There was a cold day How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door? He will certainly say:...
15. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
16. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
17. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
18. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
19. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
20. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
21. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
22. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
23. The most valuable sentence for life… Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start...
24. You are my sweet sona You are my sweet sona, I dont want to u khona, plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I...
25. English translation Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market....
26. Speak in english please Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English....
27. English start with ABC English start with ABC, Maths start with 123, But friendship start with, You & Me…...
28. Inzimam don’t understand english It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week,...
29. New English to Urdu Dictionary New English 2 Urdu Dictionary Selfish Bharwa Bitch Randi Agent Dalla Stupid man Chutiya Ignore Lund pe charh Heavy Loss...
30. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...