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1. Dua sms messages collection contains dua messages in all languages like Hindi Dua SMS, Urdu Dua SMS, and lastly English...
2. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
3. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
4. Milk sleeping in the night… Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , ,...
5. Impossible Hitler says “There is no word like ‘IMPOSSIBLE’ in my dictionary” Sardar says, Ab bolne se kya fayda. Jab kharida...
6. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car… 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while...
7. I dont know full… Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that...
8. Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary. Napoleon: There is no such word as ‘Impossible’ in my dictionary.   Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani...
9. Try this… Try this….   Go to “Write Messages” in your mobile sms editor… Activate T9 english dictionary… Then hide your screen...
10. There was a cold day How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door? He will certainly say:...
11. Women Logic : Women Logic : . . > If He Is Not Online, He Must Be With That Bitch..!! . . ....
12. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
13. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
14. You are my sweet sona You are my sweet sona, I dont want to u khona, plz give me your heart ka kona, Otherwise I...
15. The most valuable sentence for life… Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start...
16. Don’t play with my life Try 2 understand n don’t disturb me more. Leave me alone. Last night I didn’t sleep thinking of u. So...
17. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
18. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
19. Abe buddhu chhatri pakadke dal na!. Sardar ke bagiche me bahut sare ped the, Sardar naukar ko bola ped ko pani dal. Naukar bola saab barish...
20. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
21. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi...
22. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
23. Try to achieve higher education… Shakespear’s Mother Said him: You are very weak in English. If you fail this time, I ll not let you...
24. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
25. English translation Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market....
26. Speak in english please Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English....
27. English start with ABC English start with ABC, Maths start with 123, But friendship start with, You & Me…...
28. New English to Urdu Dictionary New English 2 Urdu Dictionary Selfish Bharwa Bitch Randi Agent Dalla Stupid man Chutiya Ignore Lund pe charh Heavy Loss...
29. Inzimam don’t understand english It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week,...
30. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...