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1. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
2. Searching hidden cameras Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What...
3. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
4. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, YOU Are CHANDA And I Am STAR, Night Is Meant For Sleeping Yaar, So Take A...
5. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
6. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
7. Sardar was writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked : Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar : I’m writing to...
8. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
9. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I...
10. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
11. Santa and Banta watching cricket Santa n Banta were watchin a cricket match. When Dhoni hits a boundary: Banta: Kya Goal mara. Santa: Raha na...
12. Someone is watching you Some one is loving you – – – Caring for you – – – Watching over u – – –...
13. I’m watching ur every movement U r thousand miles away from me, Still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 different channels: Pogo, Cartoon Network,...
14. I’m watching Ur every movement U r miles away from me. Still I’m watching Ur every movement by 3 different channels: 1. Discovery 2. National...
15. Star in the sky God kept sweet in the fruit Star in the Sky Nectar in the Flower Shine in the Moon Beauty in...
16. Star of india “Lux” is the soap of India. “Mrf” is the wheel of India. “Amul” is the taste of India. “U” are...
17. Star might fall for u When u love some1, Its like reaching for the star .*. U know u cant reach them .*. But u...
18. 5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho 5 STAR ki tarah dikhte ho, NESTLE ki tarah sharmate ho, MUNCH ki tarah jab muskurate ho, Sach bolta hu...
19. A lucky star dropped A lucky star dropped on earth last night, It asked me what did i want? A true friend or a...
20. gleaming night of star, May every star of ever night In soft gleaming night of stars, May all your dreams come true, May every...
21. i must have been born under a lucky star I must have been born under a lucky star, to find a friend as nice as you are. I will...
22. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
23. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
24. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
25. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
26. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
27. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
28. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
29. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
30. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish…. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna...