Related Text Messages:

1. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
2. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
3. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
4. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
5. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
6. Parking for only two wheelers Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you removing a wheel from...
7. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
8. What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? A friend is a tissue when you can’t stop crying A friend is...
9. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
10. Prepaid girlfriend Do you know the meaning of these things: 1.Girlfriend 2.Lover 3.Wife 4.EX Girlfriend Very simple: 1:Prepaid 2:Postpaid 3:Lifetime 4:Missed Call...
11. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
12. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
13. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
14. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
15. Phone karte waqt Robin, Doctor se: Help me, mein jab baat karta hun to mujhe sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta....
16. 1st friend :Bro can i use your phone 1st friend: Bro can i use your phone to call my girlfirned? . . . 2nd friend: Yeah sure, just...
17. Phone ek Mandhir Phone ek Mandhir, Sms uska Bhagwan, Sms bhejne wala Pujari, Sms padhne wala Bhakt, Padhkar sms na karne wala Mandir...
18. Aapko phone kiya Aapko phone kiya toh network bola, Namaskar, paaglo ki duniya me aapka swagat hai, Aap jiss pagal se baat karna...
19. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
20. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
21. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
22. Sardar writing something Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked:” Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: “I’m writing to my 6...
23. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
24. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...
25. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
26. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
27. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
28. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish…. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna...
29. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
30. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...