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1. Sirf awaaz sunai deta hai Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Doctor...
2. Sardar’s honeymoon Sardar 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I...
3. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
4. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
5. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
6. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
7. Kya kar rahe ho? Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male...
8. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
9. Past tense of think A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but I couldn’t answer the past tense of...
10. Height of “FRIENDSHIP” Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran away with my friend & I can’t...
11. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
12. In an interview A student In a interview: How does an electric motor run? Student:dhuurrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it. Student: dhurr dhp dp...
13. During a job interview During a job interview: Manager: What’s the highest level of education you obtained? Candidate: PHD Manager: Great! So that means...
14. Khusra police interview k liye gya… Khusra police interview k liye gya. Officer:tum fauji nhi bn skty, tumhara wo nhi hy. Khusra, taali mar k, haye...
15. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
16. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
17. Ek Sardar Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
18. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
19. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
20. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
21. A Sardar’s Speech… A Sardar’s speech to his workers in English: “Do do, not do not do. Eat ur husband and lie in...
22. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
23. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish…. Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish: Ary koi hai . . Koi hai Allah ka ßanda. Koi ramzan me itna...
24. Teacher and Sardar Teacher: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Sardar: You told me to do it without...
25. Sardar always smile – Why does Sardar always smile during lightning storms? – They think their picture is being taken....
26. A Sardar invested 2 Lakh A Sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge loss. – Do U know what the business was...
27. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
28. Sardar talking on cell Sardar talking on cell. 2ND Sardar: Kis se baat kar raho ho? 1ST : Biwi se… 2ND : Itne… pyaar...
29. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
30. Sardar at an art gallery Sardar at an art gallery “I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call a modern art?” Art Dealer,...