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1. Raat kya chali gayi Raat kya chali gayi, Sitare chale gaye, Gairon se kya gila, Jub apne chale gaye, Jeet to sakte the, Ishq...
2. Kisi ki na ho saki Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki...
3. Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai Raat ke andhere mein sara jahan sota hai, Lekin kisi ke yaad mein ek dil rota hai, Khuda kare ki...
4. Socha kisi apne se baat kare. Socha kisi apne se baat kare, Apne kisi khass ko yaad kare, Kiya jo faishala holi ki subkamanaye dene ka,...
5. wo kisi aur ko ashik bana gaya Wafa Ke Naam Per Fool Wo Chada Gaye, Dil Ke Andheri Kothari Mein Humein Fasa Gaye, Hum To Unhe Apni...
6. main apni har ek saans usi raat de doon main apni har ik sans usi raat ko de doon sar rakh k mere seene per so jao kisi din...
7. Dekhte hi dekhte woh kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost se hamara pyar ban gaye, Saath gujare hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban...
8. Kisi aur ke dildar ban gaye Pata hi nahi chala kab woh dost se hamara pyar bangaye, Saath gujare hua kuch pal aaj yaadgar ban gaye,...
9. Har raat nashe mein hote hai Har raat nashe mein hote hai, Aur raat gujar jaati hai, Ek din aisa ayega, Raat nashe main hogi, Aur...
10. dheeray se sarakti hai Raat us ke aanchal ki tarha Dheeray Se Sarakti Hai Raat Us Ke Aanchal Ki Tarah Uska Chehra Nazar Aata Hai Jheel Main Kanwal Ki Tarah...
11. Ishq karo office wali se Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq karo office wali se, Flirt karo pados wali se, Pyaar karo dilwali se, Aankh...
12. kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape… Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole...
13. Jab raat aati hai Mujhe sulane ke khatir jab raat aati hai, Mein so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai, Puchne per dil...
14. Meri rahoon mein na aaya kare Unse keh do wo meri rahoon mein na aaya kare, Aa bhi jaye toh munh pher kar na jaya kare,...
15. kisi ko apna banane ke rat aayi hai charag-e-ishq jalne ke rat aayi hai kisi ko apana banane ke rat aayi hai falak ka chadd bhi sharma ke...
16. I press the bell but no one comes out A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies:...
17. Aj se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nhi send krey ga Aj se 6 Bajay k Baad Koi Apni Girlfriend ko SMS nhi send krey ga . Q? . Very Simple...
18. Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, Yeh mana ki koi marta...
19. Kisi ka ishq kisi ka khyal thay hum bhi Kisi ka ishq kisi ka khyal thay hum bhi Gaey dinon mein boht ba kamal thy hum bhi. Hamari khoj...
20. Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare Khuda kisi ko kisi pe fida na kare, Kare to qayamat tak juda na kare, Yeh mana ki koi marta...
21. Yahan kisi ko kisi se mohabat nahi Nigahain milakar badal jane wali, Mujhe tujse koi sikayat nahi, Yeh duniya badi sangdil hai, Yahan kisi ko kisi se...
22. Hum inke ghar to jaate Ladka Bola : Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki...
23. Ghar pe raha karo Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa:...
24. Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – –...
25. Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga Tere liye chand kya Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho Ghar walo ko kya Ghar...
26. Maar khao ghar wali se Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq ladao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dil wali se,...
27. Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit...
28. 1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon 1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day…           Dost hi dost k kam...
29. Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” . . . . . . . . . ....
30. Hamare ghar mein bhi mard rahate hain Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna…...